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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756386 times)

Steelmagic

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5415 on: July 18, 2013, 10:26:55 pm »

weaponizu knowledge-san is so kawaii uguu

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5416 on: July 19, 2013, 12:18:12 am »

Psychedelic colors of everything on the electromagnetic scale blooming at once and radiating outwards along each bandwidth's individual distortion. Beautiful.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5417 on: July 19, 2013, 01:08:39 am »

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"Listen to the melodious symphony of birdsong! Hear the chattering and chirping of countless insects as they go about their business. See the flowers in bloom, the life-bearing fruits, and hanging boughs resplendent! Witness the glory of nature, the menagerie of sounds and shades, and take heart from the ultimate truth we all take part in, the undying nature of life itself: everything, everywhere, from the most majestic lions to the lowest of insects, our every move, sound, and action, the entire cacophony of organic life is trying desperately to get laid."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5418 on: July 19, 2013, 01:20:01 am »

Is that from Day[9]? It sounds a lot like him.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5419 on: July 19, 2013, 01:27:22 am »

No, that's something I wrote as a joke in response to some random facebook conversation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5420 on: July 19, 2013, 01:47:12 am »

if i wear one it had better DAMN well be historically accurate swastikas and all. I'm very picky about these things.

Why. Why couldn't you just let me live in ignorance. Crap i can even see the penisness in it now.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5421 on: July 19, 2013, 09:19:45 am »

Both are from the same context.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5422 on: July 19, 2013, 04:42:39 pm »

Fucking deaf people and their racism.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5423 on: July 19, 2013, 05:19:33 pm »

There aren't 200 of him flying above my fortress dorm, so no.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5424 on: July 19, 2013, 07:16:17 pm »

'Great, now to overdose on coke, cannabis and meth so I don't end up committing suicide after killing everyone in this school'
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5425 on: July 19, 2013, 08:01:10 pm »

aww im sorry i hurt yr feelinz its tru dat im not in the rite spot but i hope u can 4giv me 4 bein here n causin trouble XOXO <3

yah gurlz dont usually like deep thought-intensive games liek DF bein entirely too contumacious to behave in STEM coursework but i dont even play DF i just hang out here 2 get attenshun from all the smrt n sexy nurd guiz ;) ;) ;)  well n im not liek those other gurlz neway he he he
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5426 on: July 19, 2013, 08:01:54 pm »

Darnit I was going to quote that. XD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5427 on: July 19, 2013, 08:27:35 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5428 on: July 20, 2013, 03:51:09 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5429 on: July 20, 2013, 04:49:52 am »

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