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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5370 on: July 12, 2013, 02:46:21 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5371 on: July 12, 2013, 04:34:43 am »
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Oh, and complaining that the gun you got shot with was just too big... I mean, come on. You let him get that far on your first date?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5372 on: July 12, 2013, 11:17:38 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 12, 2013, 09:14:00 am
It kick started a chain of events that somehow ended up with a truck playing star spangled banner crashing into a nuclear reactor.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5373 on: July 12, 2013, 12:41:24 pm »
Quote from: Bauglir on July 11, 2013, 12:24:46 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5374 on: July 12, 2013, 01:48:02 pm »
Quote from: Sinlessmoon on July 12, 2013, 12:59:16 pm
Nothing brings people together more than cannibalism.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5375 on: July 12, 2013, 09:27:14 pm »
Quote from: Descan on July 12, 2013, 09:26:31 pm
I bet you his condoms are tiny batsuits.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5376 on: July 13, 2013, 02:00:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5377 on: July 13, 2013, 02:01:24 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5378 on: July 13, 2013, 05:02:53 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on July 13, 2013, 03:50:48 am
In that case, I'm going to buy a cheap piece of junk car, load it up with metal sheeting and cushioning for myself, and have a blast doing 120 in a school zone. Kids should be watching the street before they cross it, they're the ones who've got the most to lose.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5379 on: July 13, 2013, 08:34:59 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5380 on: July 13, 2013, 10:43:11 am »
Quote from: Owlbread on July 13, 2013, 10:41:15 am
I don't think Kingfisher is very familiar with menstruation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5381 on: July 13, 2013, 10:52:38 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5382 on: July 13, 2013, 11:09:41 am »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on July 12, 2013, 09:31:06 pm
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one day kitchen was walking through forest
then it saw car
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5383 on: July 13, 2013, 12:24:51 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on July 13, 2013, 10:43:11 am
Quote from: Owlbread on July 13, 2013, 10:41:15 am
I don't think Kingfisher is very familiar with menstruation.

Quote from: Leafsnail on July 13, 2013, 09:42:12 am
He was also in favour of not letting women use tampons
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5384 on: July 13, 2013, 12:27:09 pm »
Not sure mocking people was the purpose of this thread.
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