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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5310 on: June 28, 2013, 10:52:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5311 on: June 28, 2013, 11:24:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5312 on: June 28, 2013, 11:40:14 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on June 28, 2013, 11:20:59 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5313 on: June 30, 2013, 01:40:04 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5314 on: June 30, 2013, 01:47:43 pm »
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The best way to learn to drive is to read playboy for awhile, then smoke a bunch of drugs, drink til you can only just stand, turn on the mp3 player and do doughnuts.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5315 on: July 01, 2013, 10:12:04 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5316 on: July 02, 2013, 11:36:50 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5317 on: July 02, 2013, 11:54:01 am »
Quote from: Mrnocamera on July 02, 2013, 11:08:08 am
I had a victory feast of vodka, rabbit meat, venison and some more vodka.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5318 on: July 02, 2013, 05:13:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5319 on: July 02, 2013, 11:11:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5320 on: July 02, 2013, 11:46:54 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on July 02, 2013, 02:52:16 pm
Just start randomly throwing out organs, and cutting random places until the heart pops out. It'll probably work out.

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You see, napalm urination i was fine with but then shit just got overly complicated.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5321 on: July 03, 2013, 06:45:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5322 on: July 03, 2013, 07:45:11 am »
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<G-Flex> bloodshed and other methods of human or animal sacrifice are unnecessary for programming C++
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5323 on: July 03, 2013, 11:07:42 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on July 03, 2013, 10:03:36 am
Took it down with one shot of cocaine, a longbow, and a shrubbery.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5324 on: July 03, 2013, 03:16:30 pm »
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<G-Flex> bloodshed and other methods of human or animal sacrifice are unnecessary for programming C++

Bullshit.
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