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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757700 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5235 on: June 12, 2013, 12:50:38 pm »
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Honestly, if our insulting vocabulary was more comfortably seeded with generic orangutan jism insults, I think the world would be a better place.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5236 on: June 13, 2013, 05:45:00 am »
Quote from: Steelmagic on June 12, 2013, 08:52:12 pm
Man, nobody ever gets me impossible should-not-be cheese for my birthday.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5237 on: June 13, 2013, 01:04:43 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5238 on: June 13, 2013, 02:21:14 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on June 13, 2013, 11:52:43 am
Daddy, why did you hire a hobo for a nanny? And why is he punching a shark?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5239 on: June 13, 2013, 03:15:32 pm »
Quote from: Grek on June 13, 2013, 03:11:12 pm
I just took a poo that felt like fire, smelled like brimstone and was as wet and squishy as an angry jellyfish. It was pretty awful.
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Quote from: Bauglir on June 13, 2013, 03:12:45 pm
Could we switch lives for like, a day? I couldn't handle the stress of yours, but damn what I wouldn't give for the perspective of knowing what some of those things feel like.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5240 on: June 13, 2013, 03:58:42 pm »
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<Terenos>   *inversely, to that last one
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5241 on: June 13, 2013, 08:40:34 pm »
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Weaponized Knowledge: amazing
Weaponized Knowledge: the alphabet was a spy
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5242 on: June 14, 2013, 12:10:52 am »
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Weaponized Knowledge: what bothers me most about it
Weaponized Knowledge: theres no hint of being able to tape two chainsaws to a boat paddle and prance around in a speedo swinging that
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5243 on: June 14, 2013, 08:14:23 am »
Quote from: applesauce machine on June 14, 2013, 12:10:52 am
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Weaponized Knowledge: what bothers me most about it
Weaponized Knowledge: theres no hint of being able to tape two chainsaws to a boat paddle and prance around in a speedo swinging that
Oh, hardly. All you need for a chainsaw-slingin' death machine is a lot of duct tape and that paddle. For bonus points, give it to the bear cavalry.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5244 on: June 14, 2013, 03:28:14 pm »
[22:27] <Glowcat> Sure Remalle, being a pervert will make you a millionaire
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5245 on: June 15, 2013, 01:24:30 pm »
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19:35   Shook   oh man
19:35   Shook   it is almost a parabolic pasta pipe
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5246 on: June 15, 2013, 04:02:50 pm »
<SomeStupidGuy> I have the most tsundere internet connection. :v
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5247 on: June 15, 2013, 04:41:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5248 on: June 15, 2013, 07:25:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5249 on: June 16, 2013, 11:30:13 am »
Quote from: werty892 on June 16, 2013, 11:29:11 am
Dammit, would love it if a admin could pop on for a moment, we seem to be having a monkey accident.
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
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