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[SalmonGod]

I like to pretend I'm normal, but on the other hand I suddenly understand why my PDA is a trained psychologist.

Combo!

[AlleeCat]

I can imagine what can be done to your body

[Ameablable]

I hate it when I accidentally my computer. Sometimes I accidentally the entire thing, and then things get really bad.

[Vector]

There's a lot of cruft to sort through if you have more unusual testes.

[Akura]

Sounds like a mandate to go befoul the roof, to me.

Remember parents. Be careful what you wish for, and remember to post bail. It was your fault.

It's not often you can get two from the same post, but there you go.

[Mr Space Cat]

RIP antbros.

[olemars]

I found a dead bird. I think it may be my cat though.

[Ameablable]

We end up using more toilet paper when my boyfriend comes over

the weird part is she said that unprovoked. she wasnt in a converstation with anyone but was saying little outbursts like this the whole bus ride in an extremely loud voice that overpowered my headphones.

[applesauce machine]

freefromschool: if you dont have the creativity to carve this into a blue hedgehog butt eraser i dont want to speak to you

From yesterday, but SCREW TIMLINESS

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the weird part is she said that unprovoked. she wasnt in a converstation with anyone but was saying little outbursts like this the whole bus ride in an extremely loud voice that overpowered my headphones.

Pfffff.

[RedWarrior0]

<Red``>   Bugger the weather
<Glowcat>   Engineering is for making cool things that defy our expectations, not practical problem solving!

[SalmonGod]

I before E except when it's SATANISM

[Descan]

Huh. I thought that might end up here. >_>

[SalmonGod]

Huh. I thought that might end up here. >_>

I was surprised it wasn't already, by the time I found it.

[Lightningfalcon]

"The USA has been caught smuggling weapons into the USA through the USA. Both the USA and the USA deny the accusations, but tensions continue to mount, especially in light of the recent war between the USA and the USA, in which the USA was found to have used chemical weapons bought from the USA."


"I have no idea what I'm reporting right now".

and thousands of years down the line it finally ends with the formation of the USUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSUSA (which I'll kindly refrain from spelling out), with sovereignty over the several of the nearby galactic clusters.

And then world peace was achieved because nobody can figure out who they're at war with any more.

[Akura]

I'm sure it involved a lot of stabbing, and whores, and whores stabbing whores who stab whores.

I do agree on Belkar's opinion of country music, though.