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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757849 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5145 on: May 19, 2013, 09:33:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5146 on: May 20, 2013, 01:13:17 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5147 on: May 20, 2013, 01:14:18 am »
But I tried so hard! I've just never encountered a black one that's hairless, and has a transparent head!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5148 on: May 20, 2013, 01:24:20 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on May 20, 2013, 01:14:18 am
I've just never encountered a black one that's hairless, and has a transparent head!
This right here belongs in this thread, thank you very much.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5149 on: May 20, 2013, 03:58:18 am »
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So North Korea is at war with Atlantis now?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5150 on: May 20, 2013, 03:30:25 pm »
Quote from: MarcAFK on May 20, 2013, 10:56:06 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5151 on: May 20, 2013, 04:46:06 pm »
Quote from: Leafsnail on May 20, 2013, 03:31:32 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5152 on: May 21, 2013, 12:03:51 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5153 on: May 21, 2013, 02:27:31 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 21, 2013, 02:09:49 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5154 on: May 22, 2013, 12:12:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5155 on: May 22, 2013, 06:29:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5156 on: May 23, 2013, 08:52:47 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on May 23, 2013, 10:37:03 am
We should consider an upbringing in underaged exotic dancing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5157 on: May 23, 2013, 09:33:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5158 on: May 23, 2013, 10:47:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5159 on: May 24, 2013, 07:16:44 pm »
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