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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5115 on: May 14, 2013, 02:44:25 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes
« Reply #5116 on: May 14, 2013, 02:45:01 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes
« Reply #5117 on: May 14, 2013, 02:45:50 pm »
Quote from: breadman on May 14, 2013, 02:45:01 pm
Quote from: StephenJacob on April 01, 2013, 09:12:56 am
I've been trying to reattach my left leg for a few hours and I can't seem to get it right .
conveniently also a pun :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5118 on: May 14, 2013, 08:52:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5119 on: May 15, 2013, 01:14:22 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5120 on: May 15, 2013, 04:18:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5121 on: May 15, 2013, 04:29:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5122 on: May 15, 2013, 04:38:14 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5123 on: May 15, 2013, 07:33:22 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5124 on: May 15, 2013, 10:03:35 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5125 on: May 16, 2013, 10:10:47 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5126 on: May 16, 2013, 12:14:21 pm »
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<Shinotsa> Snoop dong - the nosiest penis
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5127 on: May 16, 2013, 12:18:29 pm »
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<Shinotsa> Snoop dong - the nosiest penis

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5128 on: May 16, 2013, 02:31:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5129 on: May 17, 2013, 02:19:34 am »
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