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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5055 on: May 04, 2013, 01:57:42 am »

they are currently using their fists as their weapons, rather than an invisible children's bicycle.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5056 on: May 04, 2013, 10:23:09 am »

Not that I much approve of incest but it's so... convenient...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5057 on: May 04, 2013, 10:26:02 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5058 on: May 04, 2013, 10:42:47 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5059 on: May 05, 2013, 05:41:05 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5060 on: May 05, 2013, 07:33:01 pm »

Only instead of gold, it's Swedish lesbians.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5061 on: May 05, 2013, 11:10:26 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5062 on: May 05, 2013, 11:21:27 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5063 on: May 05, 2013, 11:34:31 pm »

Quote from: #bay12lb
[21:32:54]   Shinotsa   My butt doesn't feel like my butt
[21:33:00]   Shinotsa   I have a foreign ass

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[21:33:58]   MrWillsauce   please don't OOCQ me
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5064 on: May 06, 2013, 02:28:54 pm »

Curiosity didn't find life on Mars.

Well, exempting the Australians.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5065 on: May 06, 2013, 03:57:55 pm »

And now for ever and ever Singapore is apparently a freaking clown car. How does it all fit!? It is a mystery to everyone! Giant asian clown orgy in a boxcar, international organizations have decided to recognize its sovereignty, news at eleven.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5066 on: May 06, 2013, 04:18:29 pm »

I'unno man, the thought of running around as a Jawa teabagging people and shouting racial slurs against the Hutt is oddly appealing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5067 on: May 06, 2013, 04:37:28 pm »

I'unno man, the thought of running around as a Jawa teabagging people and shouting racial slurs against the Hutt is oddly appealing.
You got there before me. Curse those powerpuff girls library phantomns.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5068 on: May 06, 2013, 05:31:33 pm »

Quote from: #bay12lb
[21:32:54]   Shinotsa   My butt doesn't feel like my butt
[21:33:00]   Shinotsa   I have a foreign ass

Also,

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[21:33:58]   MrWillsauce   please don't OOCQ me

This has been vexing me for quite a while... Where are you guys even discussing this stuff?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #5069 on: May 06, 2013, 05:34:07 pm »

Quote from: #bay12lb
[21:32:54]   Shinotsa   My butt doesn't feel like my butt
[21:33:00]   Shinotsa   I have a foreign ass

Also,

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[21:33:58]   MrWillsauce   please don't OOCQ me

This has been vexing me for quite a while... Where are you guys even discussing this stuff?
The Shinotsa's butt fan club of course.
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