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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758060 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4965 on: April 14, 2013, 03:58:05 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4966 on: April 14, 2013, 03:59:20 pm »

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Quaritch gathers every particle of his power, focuses it into a mighty bolt of pure force, more coherent than a laser, more destructive than an exploding sun. He aims it at Sully, a lance of power destined for the traitor’s heart. Sully senses the upsurge of energy and turns to face the colonel, a look of horror on his face. Quaritch lets fly. It strikes the Avatar. Sully dies, his body and soul utterly obliterated.
A furious, teary-eyed Neytiri enters the scene, unleashing arrow after arrow. Quaritch turns his burning gaze on the pathetic female Na’vi. Neytiri’s flesh flakes away to reveal her skeleton, then even that is gone, reduced to dust.
Quaritch teleports to the Tree of Souls and delivers righteous human judgment to all those blue cat monkeys while drinking a nice refreshing cup of coffee. The end.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4967 on: April 14, 2013, 04:28:11 pm »

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Quaritch gathers every particle of his power, focuses it into a mighty bolt of pure force, more coherent than a laser, more destructive than an exploding sun. He aims it at Sully, a lance of power destined for the traitor’s heart. Sully senses the upsurge of energy and turns to face the colonel, a look of horror on his face. Quaritch lets fly. It strikes the Avatar. Sully dies, his body and soul utterly obliterated.
A furious, teary-eyed Neytiri enters the scene, unleashing arrow after arrow. Quaritch turns his burning gaze on the pathetic female Na’vi. Neytiri’s flesh flakes away to reveal her skeleton, then even that is gone, reduced to dust.
Quaritch teleports to the Tree of Souls and delivers righteous human judgment to all those blue cat monkeys while drinking a nice refreshing cup of coffee. The end.
We can dream. There is no justice in that world.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4968 on: April 14, 2013, 05:16:06 pm »

I went to a meetup yesterday. It was the first time I saw a girl
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4969 on: April 14, 2013, 05:17:44 pm »

Now that's just cruel.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4970 on: April 14, 2013, 06:08:42 pm »

I love you guys for making nightmares out of ordinary woodland critters.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4971 on: April 14, 2013, 06:26:36 pm »

This is the price traitors pay, says loincloth!Nicholas Cage.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4972 on: April 14, 2013, 08:54:19 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4973 on: April 15, 2013, 09:27:35 am »

"In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only cats."
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4974 on: April 15, 2013, 09:39:30 am »

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Play as Steve and go do tasks around town so your wife doesn’t divorce you, get all the money and your kid. Follow the indicator to your objectives and try not to make everyone sad or they will KILL YOU.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4975 on: April 15, 2013, 10:27:18 am »

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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4976 on: April 15, 2013, 08:46:50 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4977 on: April 16, 2013, 08:00:01 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4978 on: April 17, 2013, 01:46:57 am »

Guys, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. So sin away!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4979 on: April 17, 2013, 12:28:42 pm »

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Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.
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