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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4920 on: April 03, 2013, 10:55:11 pm »
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Corai: (Closer to being Nazi Germany...)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4921 on: April 04, 2013, 02:38:14 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on April 04, 2013, 01:47:40 am
let her out to play in her mansion before her time of the month comes around again, at which point she can be stationed in the bunker room again and the door sealed. I can only hope she doesn't get crushed by the bridge at any point.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4922 on: April 04, 2013, 03:36:16 am »
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Gatl∞s: Like there was this really deep and nuanced character called White Guy
Gatl∞s: Then some fanfiction author fucking ruined it
Gatl∞s: That's rednecks
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4923 on: April 04, 2013, 07:22:57 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on April 04, 2013, 12:53:14 am
is like saying you have 0 penguins of fingers on one hand, so multiplying it by two proves that you have 0 penguins of fingers on both hands.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4924 on: April 04, 2013, 11:30:01 am »
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OOC: Scrdest: the best way to make cheese
OOC: Scrdest: Is to drink milk and enzyme
OOC: Scrdest: and shit cheese
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4925 on: April 04, 2013, 02:12:56 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on April 04, 2013, 01:40:21 pm
Urist McBadass has fallen in the river!
The river has drowned.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4926 on: April 04, 2013, 03:37:59 pm »
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she's dead

I killed her

with fire

and waffles

anyhow, what's new with you?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4927 on: April 04, 2013, 07:43:38 pm »
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freeformiscooler: cah is much more entertaining than grinding my fish
Doubly better with the hearty addition of injoke knowledge. CaH is a card game, for those not in the know like us cool kids.
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4928 on: April 04, 2013, 10:55:31 pm »
Quote from: Greiger on April 04, 2013, 10:52:52 am
This just in: Some nutjob bionic mutant high on adderall has hacked into a military missile silo and is firing nukes at everything that moves.  Story at 11.
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4929 on: April 05, 2013, 04:57:31 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on April 05, 2013, 12:32:13 am
Pyramid schemes are biased against the poor! Help, help, I'm being repressed!
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4930 on: April 05, 2013, 01:05:11 pm »
Quote from: Skyrunner on April 05, 2013, 12:54:08 pm
I'll have to kill you all for insulting the holy Box.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4931 on: April 05, 2013, 06:23:50 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 05, 2013, 03:51:08 pm
"And the Dalai Lama was found in a Matilda tank covered in peanut shells the next morning by a trained religion-sniffing dog. Official reports state that no one was hurt, but several Utahraptor fossils were reported missing and there was a traffic cone on every roof in a 30km radius of the impact zone."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4932 on: April 05, 2013, 10:39:43 pm »
Quote from: mcclay on April 05, 2013, 07:46:10 pm
Going to San Fran for spring breaaak~! You guys have any ideas on what I should do there?
Quote from: RedWarrior0 on April 05, 2013, 07:57:00 pm
I dunno, ask one of the people who commented on the 55-gallon drum of lube.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4933 on: April 06, 2013, 08:27:21 am »
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<Sky> Yet the numbers are still off. The culprit seems to be the normal distribution...
<Reudh> try eucalyptus rub, works for me :P
Never mind me talking about more computer stuff. <_< >_>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4934 on: April 06, 2013, 09:16:40 am »
Quote from: Broseph Stalin on April 06, 2013, 12:52:21 am
It looked like some sort of depraved fetish thing.
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