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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757817 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4830 on: March 21, 2013, 09:40:17 pm »

We do it with tomatoes.
That's twice now that's been indirectly referenced. Surprised someone didn't pull something straight from it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4831 on: March 22, 2013, 09:25:04 am »

Either way, North Korea is powerless. I have defeated their only potato.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4832 on: March 22, 2013, 03:35:22 pm »

From Toady One himself:

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I suppose you could blow harder and harder, but the force prevents it from getting out of hand.

I apologise for the nature of the quote, but given who it was by it was hard to resist. :P
« Last Edit: March 22, 2013, 03:39:03 pm by Korbac »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4833 on: March 22, 2013, 09:15:45 pm »

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22:14 (@Wrex) Why the hell Did Silent Hill Shattered memories have a sex scene?!
22:14 ( kaijyuu) mostly because I want to give my future in-laws a good impression
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4834 on: March 22, 2013, 09:17:31 pm »

I don't know what to believe anymore. Everything is become fuck.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4835 on: March 22, 2013, 09:59:58 pm »

"my mind just got a blow job"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4836 on: March 22, 2013, 10:24:01 pm »

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Corai: (We just took a Hitler Youth expy and made them the good guys.)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4837 on: March 22, 2013, 11:14:34 pm »

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Gamerlord_357: holy shit, did i spark a station-wide scramble to find porn?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4838 on: March 22, 2013, 11:16:05 pm »

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Gamerlord_357: holy shit, did i spark a station-wide scramble to find porn?
Holy shit that was quick.
Anyway:

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The three sighed contentedly, exahausted from their sweet love making. "You were wonderful Jacques," cooned Liberty and Equality, their beautiful heaving forms wrapped tighty around his body, their hands caressing his muscular chest. "How can I not be," declared Jacque, "with two such lovely women to dedicate my life to?" "Oh Jacque, you're so kind and lovely," Liberty said, her lips meeting his in one last, final, wonderful kiss.
USEC OFFICER wrote that.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4839 on: March 22, 2013, 11:26:42 pm »

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The three sighed contentedly, exahausted from their sweet love making. "You were wonderful Jacques," cooned Liberty and Equality, their beautiful heaving forms wrapped tighty around his body, their hands caressing his muscular chest. "How can I not be," declared Jacque, "with two such lovely women to dedicate my life to?" "Oh Jacque, you're so kind and lovely," Liberty said, her lips meeting his in one last, final, wonderful kiss.
USEC OFFICER wrote that.

And that's just Volume 5 of many, people.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4840 on: March 23, 2013, 11:42:47 am »

I don't see what's so horrifying about it  ???.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4841 on: March 23, 2013, 01:49:48 pm »

That's fairly normal as far as post-coital ménage à trois goes.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4842 on: March 23, 2013, 02:01:39 pm »

We can stop now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4843 on: March 23, 2013, 02:12:03 pm »

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