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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4770 on: March 14, 2013, 08:20:34 pm »
Quote from: Descan on March 14, 2013, 07:11:40 pm
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4771 on: March 14, 2013, 08:22:06 pm »
Two threads. Two completely different conversations. Two quotes about Hans. >.>
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4772 on: March 14, 2013, 08:45:51 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on March 14, 2013, 08:22:06 pm
Two threads. Two completely different conversations. Two quotes about Hans. >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4773 on: March 14, 2013, 10:19:29 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4774 on: March 15, 2013, 01:22:36 am »
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23:17  Willfor:  Edgar Allen Poe keeps butting in and adding adverbs and it's simultaniously pissing me off and making me laugh to no end
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4775 on: March 15, 2013, 07:27:27 am »
Quote from: Sheb on March 15, 2013, 07:15:55 am
I'd love to have a look at his intestinal flora though.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4776 on: March 15, 2013, 07:38:03 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4777 on: March 15, 2013, 09:26:41 am »
I loaned the keys to the sleeping cots to a fellow resident named Caesar. Did not give them back afterwards. I just sent him a SMS message: "Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. I want my goddamn keys back on Monday."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4778 on: March 15, 2013, 10:14:19 am »
Quote from: Max White on March 15, 2013, 09:16:09 am
At a certain point, it is no longer about the value, but actually proving that you can procure ☼Japa Bone Earrings☼
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
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In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4779 on: March 15, 2013, 01:41:14 pm »
Quote from: Sheb on March 15, 2013, 07:28:48 am
Including Auschwitz and blowjobs.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4780 on: March 15, 2013, 01:49:50 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4781 on: March 15, 2013, 05:38:01 pm »
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[3:29:52 PM] Weaponized Knowledge: the only thing women are good for is pushing out babies for gay men to adopt
Gotta love that ironic bigotry.
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4782 on: March 15, 2013, 06:05:17 pm »
Quote from: applesauce machine on March 15, 2013, 05:38:01 pm
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[3:29:52 PM] Weaponized Knowledge: the only thing women are good for is pushing out babies for gay men to adopt
Gotta love that ironic bigotry.
What an idiot.

Women are also great for making sandwiches. This man isn't getting the maximum use out of his woman. He really ought to consult a specialist.

Getting maximum efficency from your Fem-unit is essential. Eventually she'll get the Feminism virus and start demanding "Rights" and "Basic Human Virtue" and "Food". It's a terrible thing. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4783 on: March 15, 2013, 10:58:05 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4784 on: March 16, 2013, 09:27:08 am »
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[3:29:52 PM] Weaponized Knowledge: the only thing women are good for is pushing out babies for gay men to adopt
Gotta love that ironic bigotry.
What an idiot.

Women are also great for making sandwiches. This man isn't getting the maximum use out of his woman. He really ought to consult a specialist.

Getting maximum efficency from your Fem-unit is essential. Eventually she'll get the Feminism virus and start demanding "Rights" and "Basic Human Virtue" and "Food". It's a terrible thing. :P
The joke here was the last five words-- he's homosexual, thus making his bigotry hypocritical in a way (I pretend to be extremely homophobic when talking with him and he pretends to be extremely misogynistic[/is female] and it's all very silly and over-the-top). I thought it was obvious but then again I did know the source of the quote SPEAKING OF QUOTES HERE'S ANOTHER
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Gatleos: That is the inbred genetic code
Gatleos: Of my derpcar
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
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