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[P(ony)SI]

Splint: You'd be amazed how careful application of spider webs and cacti can turn a fight in one's favor.

[Graknorke]

Those were the days when teeth behaved much like violent spaghetti erupting from your face.

[Kadzar]

The deep-fried butter is laughing.

[SalmonGod]

Lies. Make plaster molds of your arms and then mail them.

[Mr Space Cat]

..... I am defeated by your superior knowledge of reproductive biology.

[RedKing]

I seem to be directly or indirectly responsible for so much OOC lately...

[Mr Space Cat]

If that quote wasn't funny out of context then I don't know what is. *shrug*

I guess you just have a wonderful way with words.

[Lightningfalcon]

Only Bay 12 could turn a north korean propaganda thread into a discussion about the symbolism of wolves in literature for lust and sexuality.

[RedKing]

At least now we know that the bible is a particle accelerator.

[Truean]

"'Coping Mechanism, on the rocks.' It's an easy drink to make, first you put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill the glass with Booze. Any kind."

The maximum recommended number of 'coping mechanisms' is zero.

[MaximumZero]

"'Coping Mechanism, on the rocks.' It's an easy drink to make, first you put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill the glass with Booze. Any kind."

The maximum recommended number of 'coping mechanisms' is zero.

You read questionable content?

[MrWillsauce]

"'Coping Mechanism, on the rocks.' It's an easy drink to make, first you put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill the glass with Booze. Any kind."

The maximum recommended number of 'coping mechanisms' is zero.

The ice cubes are optional.

E: I'm stupid

[Truean]

"'Coping Mechanism, on the rocks.' It's an easy drink to make, first you put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill the glass with Booze. Any kind."

The maximum recommended number of 'coping mechanisms' is zero.

You read questionable content?

?

Heard it from a bailiff.

[MaximumZero]

"'Coping Mechanism, on the rocks.' It's an easy drink to make, first you put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill the glass with Booze. Any kind."

The maximum recommended number of 'coping mechanisms' is zero.

You read questionable content?

?

Heard it from a bailiff.

Instant explanation.

[RedKing]

"'Coping Mechanism, on the rocks.' It's an easy drink to make, first you put two ice cubes in a glass, then dump 'em out and fill the glass with Booze. Any kind."

The maximum recommended number of 'coping mechanisms' is zero.

You read questionable content?

?

Heard it from a bailiff.

Instant explanation.

Hipster bailiff is hip.

And that is the story of how Hans learnt that he has the most double edged super power ever... And he went on to become super-smexy, chatting up evil where ever it may be.