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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4620 on: February 14, 2013, 12:01:16 am »
I just thought it was a mildly amusing quote out of context.  Exactly the type that, if you didn't know where it came from, would make you wonder what that conversation was about.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4621 on: February 14, 2013, 07:42:28 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4622 on: February 14, 2013, 09:09:29 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 14, 2013, 11:11:41 am
Meanwhile, Attila the Hun once saved an entire puppy orphanage that was on fire.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4623 on: February 15, 2013, 12:13:59 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 14, 2013, 11:52:52 pm
Women are clearly astromech droids; they have little people inside them operating them. Abortion is them getting fired.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4624 on: February 15, 2013, 02:29:37 pm »
[20:27] <Miauw> This rocket is hueg
[20:27] <Dutchling> That's what Jesus said
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4625 on: February 15, 2013, 06:33:39 pm »
00:30   <penguin>: i've got enough
00:31   <MonkeyHead>: I dont even like fruit.
00:32   <Darvi>: No, you like monkey.
00:32   <Furtuka>: Don't catch ebola
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4626 on: February 15, 2013, 10:24:19 pm »
Quote from: Max White on February 15, 2013, 08:45:04 pm
"Oh hey, I see your viewing pornographic material, sure seems to be the status quo in this oddly perverted yet seemly mild mannered library. Say, would you mind sharing some personal details, for some guys online that I have never met?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4627 on: February 16, 2013, 12:53:00 pm »
Quote from: DJ on February 16, 2013, 12:44:48 pm
The way I heard it you're supposed to start the rescue with a full strength punch
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4628 on: February 16, 2013, 10:03:52 pm »
Quote from: TomatoWalrus on February 16, 2013, 08:15:08 pm
And lo, on the first day the anointed Jesus of Littleroot, Savior of the Heavy Metal, did run into befouled beasts, warped by the works of Giratina, The Opposer. But Jesus did not fear, for he knew the Heavy Metal would keep him safe. And with the blessing of the Heavy Metal upon him did he rend the faces of the beasts with his own teeth. The Heavy Metal looked upon this and was pleased. Seeing these works done in his name, Jesus of Littleroot was blessed with even greater power, so that he may bring more glory unto the Heavy Metal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4629 on: February 17, 2013, 07:15:21 am »
Quote from: mcclay on February 16, 2013, 09:20:50 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4630 on: February 17, 2013, 08:49:24 am »
Quote from: Gamerlord on February 16, 2013, 10:03:52 pm
Quote from: TomatoWalrus on February 16, 2013, 08:15:08 pm
And lo, on the first day the anointed Jesus of Littleroot, Savior of the Heavy Metal, did run into befouled beasts, warped by the works of Giratina, The Opposer. But Jesus did not fear, for he knew the Heavy Metal would keep him safe. And with the blessing of the Heavy Metal upon him did he rend the faces of the beasts with his own teeth. The Heavy Metal looked upon this and was pleased. Seeing these works done in his name, Jesus of Littleroot was blessed with even greater power, so that he may bring more glory unto the Heavy Metal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4631 on: February 17, 2013, 01:40:26 pm »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on February 17, 2013, 08:49:24 am
Quote from: Gamerlord on February 16, 2013, 10:03:52 pm
Quote from: TomatoWalrus on February 16, 2013, 08:15:08 pm
And lo, on the first day the anointed Jesus of Littleroot, Savior of the Heavy Metal, did run into befouled beasts, warped by the works of Giratina, The Opposer. But Jesus did not fear, for he knew the Heavy Metal would keep him safe. And with the blessing of the Heavy Metal upon him did he rend the faces of the beasts with his own teeth. The Heavy Metal looked upon this and was pleased. Seeing these works done in his name, Jesus of Littleroot was blessed with even greater power, so that he may bring more glory unto the Heavy Metal.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4632 on: February 17, 2013, 03:15:22 pm »
Quote from: Sean Mirrsen on February 17, 2013, 11:46:51 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4633 on: February 17, 2013, 08:35:03 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4634 on: February 17, 2013, 09:12:25 pm »
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