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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764937 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4560 on: February 04, 2013, 10:36:20 am »
Quote from: Solifuge on February 02, 2013, 02:14:07 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4561 on: February 05, 2013, 03:12:47 am »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on February 05, 2013, 03:10:54 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4562 on: February 05, 2013, 11:32:51 am »
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Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4563 on: February 05, 2013, 06:59:34 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4564 on: February 05, 2013, 07:35:24 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4565 on: February 06, 2013, 09:13:25 am »
Quote from: Aqizzar on February 06, 2013, 09:09:53 am
a cloud of bolts and knockoff-brand plutonium.  Just like every Daewoo and Hyundai I've ever ridden in.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4566 on: February 07, 2013, 04:48:26 am »
Quote from: Greiger on February 06, 2013, 10:45:54 pm
Totally off topic, but GlyphGryph, your avatar is adorable.
Quote from: kaijyuu on February 07, 2013, 04:45:35 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4567 on: February 07, 2013, 12:51:19 pm »
Quote from: PanH on February 07, 2013, 12:50:29 pm

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<Kagus> It is adorned with rings of hanging exile.
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((I removed some lines of context here, but it's basically still a full quote))
« Last Edit: February 07, 2013, 04:11:22 pm by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4568 on: February 07, 2013, 03:49:49 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on February 06, 2013, 08:04:07 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4569 on: February 07, 2013, 07:52:58 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on February 07, 2013, 07:11:25 pm
Why are his grandkids rubber dildoes?
Quote from: kinseti on February 07, 2013, 07:30:34 pm
He was using the dildos to signal the helicopter, I think.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4570 on: February 07, 2013, 08:01:22 pm »
Quote from: Kadzar on February 07, 2013, 07:52:58 pm
Quote from: Graknorke on February 07, 2013, 07:11:25 pm
Why are his grandkids rubber dildoes?
Quote from: kinseti on February 07, 2013, 07:30:34 pm
He was using the dildos to signal the helicopter, I think.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4571 on: February 07, 2013, 09:30:27 pm »
I know it's against the rules to post something you yourself said, but I just made some really funny stuff.
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¤Facekillz¤: I fucked my kingdom up the ass.
¤Facekillz¤: It*
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4572 on: February 07, 2013, 11:13:23 pm »
Quote from: Facekillz058 on February 07, 2013, 09:30:27 pm
I know it's against the rules to post something you yourself said, but I just made some really funny stuff.
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¤Facekillz¤: I fucked my kingdom up the ass.
¤Facekillz¤: It*
Why is that funny?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4573 on: February 07, 2013, 11:19:28 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 07, 2013, 11:13:23 pm
Quote from: Facekillz058 on February 07, 2013, 09:30:27 pm
I know it's against the rules to post something you yourself said, but I just made some really funny stuff.
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¤Facekillz¤: I fucked my kingdom up the ass.
¤Facekillz¤: It*
Why is that funny?
Yeah, I fuck my kingdom up the ass every day. They don't seem to mind.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4574 on: February 08, 2013, 01:46:44 am »
Economically that is.
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