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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711303 times)

Mr Space Cat

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4410 on: January 05, 2013, 12:23:45 am »
Quote from: between me and a friend via facebook
me:"your girlfriend could ask you
'does this outfit need any improvements?'
and your like
'dude, needs more damage'
so you slap a crown of thorns on it"

friend:...I could see myself doing that.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4411 on: January 05, 2013, 02:03:41 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on January 05, 2013, 02:02:20 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4412 on: January 05, 2013, 02:14:47 am »
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02:11   Wrex   So...you have a suit of parachute armour.
02:11   Wrex   Apparently
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4413 on: January 05, 2013, 05:47:27 am »
Quote from: Janet on January 05, 2013, 03:54:58 am
So as long as we aren't talking about something like... I dunno, beating puppies in wet burlap sacks with a crowbar? Then things are fine.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4414 on: January 05, 2013, 10:11:34 am »
Quote from: Robocorn on January 03, 2013, 09:26:28 pm
And to think I was halfway through illustrating my anti-air gun erotica.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4415 on: January 05, 2013, 10:14:13 am »
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ok got it, have fun with the banging
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4416 on: January 05, 2013, 03:46:06 pm »
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15:41   Shinotsa   But I'm not a dorf! I'm a beautiful elven maiden DREAMING she's a dorf
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4417 on: January 06, 2013, 01:49:27 am »
(removed a fight)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4418 on: January 06, 2013, 06:38:53 am »
Quote from: Jopax on January 04, 2013, 08:37:53 pm
In this case architechture being the goal and genocide everything else.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4419 on: January 06, 2013, 11:15:50 am »
Quote from: Toady One on January 06, 2013, 01:49:27 am
(removed a fight)

Did my quote get lost in that fight? :(
Did i start a fight?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4420 on: January 06, 2013, 11:27:02 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4421 on: January 06, 2013, 11:47:51 am »
Quote from: DrPoo on January 06, 2013, 11:15:50 am
Quote from: Toady One on January 06, 2013, 01:49:27 am
(removed a fight)

Did my quote get lost in that fight? :(
Did i start a fight?

No. But it didn't belong in this thread so it got removed anyways.

This thread has few rules, all of them loosely applied. But as a constant, quotes of the nether regions do not belong OOC for the sake of lolfreud.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4422 on: January 06, 2013, 12:13:56 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on January 06, 2013, 10:24:54 am
Stop whining, just jump out into it. Get called ugly, retry, get ignored, retry. Get a girlfriend, she gets murdered and raped, retry, retry retry.
Thats how i do it. With moderate success.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4423 on: January 06, 2013, 07:48:06 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on January 05, 2013, 01:14:02 am
The future is golden pants.
Quote from: Caz on January 05, 2013, 04:14:22 pm
I see that our feline overlords have already zapped you with the neural control ray. With my tinfoil helmet I will never succumb to such foolishness.
« Last Edit: January 06, 2013, 07:50:36 pm by Mr Space Cat »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4424 on: January 06, 2013, 09:34:28 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 06, 2013, 09:09:38 pm
We use the kidney as a rope to string the children up to eat the revolution! Like a piņata.
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