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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1711301 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4395 on: January 03, 2013, 03:19:54 pm »

Quote from: A youtube comment
I APPRECIATE IT....
BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN!
YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE!
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!
YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "What was I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS"!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4396 on: January 03, 2013, 03:46:45 pm »

Quote from: A youtube comment
I APPRECIATE IT....
BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH MAN!
YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE!
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT!
YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY "What was I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKING THIS"!!!
Oh Game Grumps, everything you say is hilarious.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4397 on: January 03, 2013, 08:32:12 pm »

Quote from: Minecraft, at 7:30 pm
<Sluggo> how much longer?
<mysticstv> Tara just got off work. She went in at 8am
Solifuge blew up
<mysticstv> THAT is exactly the right reaction
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4398 on: January 03, 2013, 09:24:11 pm »

"Good job guys, we killed Hitler!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4399 on: January 03, 2013, 09:35:47 pm »

Quote from: Minecraft, at 7:30 pm
<Sluggo> how much longer?
<mysticstv> Tara just got off work. She went in at 8am
Solifuge blew up
<mysticstv> THAT is exactly the right reaction
That would, potentially, have been funnier were it just the last two sentences.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4400 on: January 03, 2013, 09:56:52 pm »

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Corai: I'm trying to find an instance of someone mentioning Replica's gender.
Corai: Wow, that sounds creepy.
Corai: I swear to god if you put that in the OOC thread you die.
Alan C. Barrows: What?
Alan C. Barrows: OH
Alan C. Barrows: I get it.
Alan C. Barrows: ......
Alan C. Barrows: I've lived long enough.

To clarify I think we both confused ourselves concerning Replica's gender. hence the above.

I posted the above as well as a way of saying I ready to die.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4401 on: January 03, 2013, 09:58:07 pm »

Your life is forfeit Splint.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4402 on: January 03, 2013, 10:53:12 pm »

I'd love to be as good as Hitler.

We'd need to give him bionic legs, though. 'MURRICA would never accept a disabled leader these days.
Mecha Roosevelt?
No, that's Teddy, and we rebuilt him to fight Godzilla. We need Robo-Roosevelt and his Can-Do-Attitude.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4403 on: January 03, 2013, 10:58:43 pm »

... Goddamnit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4404 on: January 03, 2013, 10:59:46 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4405 on: January 03, 2013, 11:05:47 pm »

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Corai: I'm trying to find an instance of someone mentioning Replica's gender.
Corai: Wow, that sounds creepy.
Corai: I swear to god if you put that in the OOC thread you die.
Alan C. Barrows: What?
Alan C. Barrows: OH
Alan C. Barrows: I get it.
Alan C. Barrows: ......
Alan C. Barrows: I've lived long enough.

To clarify I think we both confused ourselves concerning Replica's gender. hence the above.

I posted the above as well as a way of saying I ready to die.

My gender is pretty ordinary, no need to be confused by it. ;)
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4406 on: January 04, 2013, 01:05:04 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4407 on: January 04, 2013, 09:24:36 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4408 on: January 04, 2013, 12:57:48 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4409 on: January 04, 2013, 09:48:54 pm »

today is a day where it was difficult to think up a joke

so i just applied dinosaur
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