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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756663 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4380 on: January 02, 2013, 01:25:58 pm »

"ITS SO BAD, YET I CANT STOP DRINKING."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4381 on: January 02, 2013, 03:07:48 pm »

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Corai: I found a dead wastelander.
Corai: I'm going to defile his corpse and eat it.
Alan C. Barrows: Ew.
Alan C. Barrows: So you're a necrophile?

Not sure if it is... Out of Context enough. I find it funny though.
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4382 on: January 02, 2013, 04:40:58 pm »

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Corai: I found a dead wastelander.
Corai: I'm going to defile his corpse and eat it.
Alan C. Barrows: Ew.
Alan C. Barrows: So you're a necrophile?

Not sure if it is... Out of Context enough. I find it funny though.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4383 on: January 02, 2013, 04:44:04 pm »

Fallout 3. Corai is a sick man. Kobold.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4384 on: January 02, 2013, 04:46:27 pm »


You think? I giggled while doing that.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 04:48:53 pm by Corai »
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4385 on: January 02, 2013, 04:54:40 pm »

Nicely chopped into more manageable but still recognizable pieces I see.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4386 on: January 02, 2013, 06:31:51 pm »

The out of context in that picture is from an NPC just walking along and finding the corpse unnecessarily mutilated and with no apparent killer or motive.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4387 on: January 02, 2013, 07:33:58 pm »

You just HAD to make a steel deathbear.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4388 on: January 02, 2013, 08:52:07 pm »

It asks a question: can degrading, fucked-up trash also be literature? The answer, to the small circle of Esperantist porn snobs who will read it, is either a resounding "JES!" or, more likely, "What the fuck is wrong with this shit‽"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4389 on: January 02, 2013, 10:25:38 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4390 on: January 03, 2013, 12:17:41 am »

Fridge Horror: This means that at some point, a dragon polymorphed into the form of an intelligent weapon, and had sexual intercourse with an intelligent weapon, got it pregnant, and it had half-dragon babies.
Suddenly my mind has entered a new realm of fucked-up, with pregnant swords birthing half-dragon baby swords, which are basically normal baby swords, but with wings and firebreath and oh my god where do they breathe from and wut. wut. o.o
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4391 on: January 03, 2013, 12:32:15 am »

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Spectre: I think I could eat a human, if there was no other option
Eagle_eye: I did once, when I was 8
Eagle_eye: and stupid
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4392 on: January 03, 2013, 12:34:21 am »

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"[DFC]Inteuniso: I want things to eat me"
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 12:36:37 am by Eagle_eye »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4393 on: January 03, 2013, 01:41:17 pm »

I know mom and dad said the city is full of baby-eating demon-people, but they've got this water stuff that makes you FEEL AMAZING.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4394 on: January 03, 2013, 01:44:06 pm »

B12 has been remarkably cannibalistic lately.
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