Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 290 291 [292] 293 294 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1763066 times)

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4365 on: December 30, 2012, 04:47:38 pm »

Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Graknorke

  • Bay Watcher
  • A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4366 on: December 30, 2012, 05:05:25 pm »

Not from Bay12, but good enough to post.
Quote
"Oh, cool. I think about you... umm... occasionally when I'm bored. And when I see other couples making out in public. And sometimes when I masturbate. But not every time."
Logged
Cultural status:
Depleted          ☐
Enriched          ☑

misko27

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lawful Neutral; Prophet of Pestilence
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4367 on: December 30, 2012, 05:09:27 pm »

Not from Bay12, but good enough to post.
Quote
"Oh, cool. I think about you... umm... occasionally when I'm bored. And when I see other couples making out in public. And sometimes when I masturbate. But not every time."
I really want to know where that came from.
Logged
The Age of Man is over. It is the Fire's turn now

Thecard

  • Bay Watcher
  • Back in With the Old!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4368 on: December 30, 2012, 06:19:59 pm »

Not from Bay12, but good enough to post.
Quote
"Oh, cool. I think about you... umm... occasionally when I'm bored. And when I see other couples making out in public. And sometimes when I masturbate. But not every time."
I really want to know where that came from.
I really don't.  *shiver*
Logged

I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

iceball3

  • Bay Watcher
  • Miaou~
    • View Profile
    • My DA
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4369 on: December 31, 2012, 01:18:18 am »

Quote
I don't want to get a PhD, sure I'll be payed a lot but all it is is just a whole lot of circle jerking everywhere to get what you want.
Logged

miauw62

  • Bay Watcher
  • Every time you get ahead / it's just another hit
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4370 on: December 31, 2012, 08:40:16 am »

Cool, I got 10 xp for throwing him off a cliff.
that limit is a twenty foot tall gem-studded dick.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 10:59:14 am by miauw62 »
Logged

Quote from: NW_Kohaku
they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

Evilsx

  • Bay Watcher
  • Some crazy person
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4371 on: December 31, 2012, 08:43:56 am »

That's nothing. I had something mate with a pile of dead meat.
Logged

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4372 on: December 31, 2012, 11:01:06 am »

there's a limit to that, and that limit is a twenty foot tall gem-studded dick.
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

The Darkling Wolf

  • Bay Watcher
  • Arf!
    • View Profile
    • Cataclysm - Dark Days Ahead
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4373 on: December 31, 2012, 11:04:30 am »

Quote from: Something Evil
That is so germanic it deserves a little handlebar moustache and a spiked helm.
Logged
My cabbages!
[Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker]

I am fat, eating is my great joy.

SalmonGod

  • Bay Watcher
  • Nyarrr
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4374 on: December 31, 2012, 11:53:21 pm »

Soon there will be no social divides, only cabals and clans of lawyer warriors fighting amidst a sea of angsty paperwork.
Logged
In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

Skyrunner

  • Bay Watcher
  • ?!?!
    • View Profile
    • Portfolio
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4375 on: January 01, 2013, 12:06:49 am »

Quote
<Tiruin>  Err, Remalle, we all actually love each other. Its not in that intimate way, but in the way that we make our own society wherein there are no outcasts.
<Tiruin> Also, fish.
Logged

bay12 lower boards IRC:irc.darkmyst.org @ #bay12lb
"Oh, they never lie. They dissemble, evade, prevaricate, confoud, confuse, distract, obscure, subtly misrepresent and willfully misunderstand with what often appears to be a positively gleeful relish ... but they never lie" -- Look To Windward

Vorthon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now with 50% more pointless rambling!
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4376 on: January 01, 2013, 02:21:54 am »

Quote
02:16   fqllve   holy...fuck
02:16   fqllve   They ARE eyes
02:16   fqllve   Ground-facing eyes.
02:16   fqllve   Terror, thy name is whatever-the-fuck-that-thing-is.
Logged

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4377 on: January 02, 2013, 08:54:25 am »

driving from Germany to Poland delivering yogurt while listening to Fleetwood Mac is kind of fun.
Logged

Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

TheZoomZoll

  • Bay Watcher
  • Total Scumbag
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4378 on: January 02, 2013, 10:24:07 am »

Behold the PYRAMID OF GISA

Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!


Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.
NOW it does.

Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.
Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.
Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.
Why?
For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?
Or send us to a metaphysical train station.
Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.
good one. I like that.
It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?
Nah.

Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just did

NO YOU DIDN'T.
That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.
SHOULD WE?


Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.

Karnewarrior

  • Bay Watcher
  • That guy who used to be here all the time
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4379 on: January 02, 2013, 12:36:30 pm »

Behold the PYRAMID OF GISA

Help Im stuck on top of this quote pyramid and I can't get out!


Wait.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
It's not the same plain?
No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.
...Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?
It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell.
NOW it does.

Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.
Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.
Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.
Why?
For the next cataclysmic event. also I don't want to reference Irregular Webcomic for 3000 posts. Maybe the Gilgamesh afterlife?
Or send us to a metaphysical train station.
Nope. We shall all be entombed within the great quote pyramid of Giza.
good one. I like that.
It sounds like a nice afterlife, but can we stop the pyramid?
Nah.

Stop choking and reason with cthulhu to let you become cthulhu
Make wwolin a sandwich.
Yes,we can stop the pyramid,I just did

NO YOU DIDN'T.
That wasn't there in my last post! Sure, it's in this one, but....um...Why did I put the pyramid in this post?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT DEMON!
IT MAKES HIM STRONGER!
No, seriously, we should stop the pyramid.
SHOULD WE?


Fine fine...last one from me,I promise.
Somebody else can go and quote that if they want.
Goddamn, dude.
Logged
Thou art I, I art Thou.
The trust you have bestowed upon thy comrade is now reciprocated in turn.
Thou shall be blessed when calling upon personae of the Hangman Arcana.
May this tie bind thee to a brighter future!​
Ikusaba Quest! - Fistfighting space robots for the benefit of your familial bonds to Satan is passe, so you call Sherlock Holmes and ask her to pop by.
Pages: 1 ... 290 291 [292] 293 294 ... 1128