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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762802 times)

kaijyuu

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4275 on: December 12, 2012, 11:54:35 am »

"Isn't it a bit early for you to be done already?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4276 on: December 12, 2012, 12:24:41 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4277 on: December 12, 2012, 08:05:45 pm »

I'm gonna say the best martial art is the art of dropping a load of high-explosive ordnance on target from several thousand feet up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4278 on: December 13, 2012, 12:51:10 am »

SQUEEEE!!!  FIFTY-EIGHT PAGES OF CELTIC MUSIC!!!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4279 on: December 13, 2012, 09:31:24 am »

which escalated into a frenzy of copycat goat-burning across Sweden.
The next year there was a Goat war
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4280 on: December 13, 2012, 02:58:12 pm »

catastrophic civilization-crushing cataclysm certain craven cretins claim could come.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4281 on: December 13, 2012, 05:55:29 pm »

Quote
23:53   Kagus   If you had the chance, wouldn't you?
23:53   Willsauce   Depends
23:53   Willsauce   is it the Queen of Blades?
23:53   Willsauce   she's not actually an alien
23:53   Willsauce   but stil
23:53   Willsauce   yet
23:53   Willsauce   yes
23:53   Kagus   Genetic incompatibility, so no worries about babymakin'.
23:53   Willsauce   -.-
23:53   Willsauce   but to be honest
23:53   Willsauce   n
23:53   Willsauce   no
23:53   Willsauce   probably not
23:53   Willsauce   I wouldn't
23:53   Remalle   You have to worry about whether Tab A fits into Slot B
23:54   kaijyuu_work   what
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4282 on: December 13, 2012, 06:37:23 pm »

I'd watch out for your cousin if I were you, never know when those fish deviants are going to try to make a move on her.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4283 on: December 13, 2012, 07:09:27 pm »

I admit, you'd probably get MAD experience for destroying the entire multiverse.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4284 on: December 13, 2012, 09:53:35 pm »

Well, at least the sauce didn't catch fire but it did pretty much bukkake all over my bed. My landlord is going to be pissed if he finds out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4285 on: December 13, 2012, 10:36:17 pm »

Friendship is also magic but I never got to learn how to set people on fire after I got beaten up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4286 on: December 14, 2012, 08:24:17 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4287 on: December 14, 2012, 10:55:27 am »

That's just the kind of junk I like, you guys can go back to sharing your naked surrealist corpses now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4288 on: December 14, 2012, 12:43:22 pm »

Quote from: Forsaken's MC server
<Onforty>: WHY CAN'T I EAT THE BEE
That is simultaneously demented and awesome. In other words, just another day at Bay 12.
« Last Edit: December 14, 2012, 02:18:45 pm by miauw62 »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4289 on: December 14, 2012, 06:53:59 pm »

Now you know how to get a demon! You can just pirate one off the Internet!
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