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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1712635 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4215 on: December 02, 2012, 01:14:42 am »
Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 01:09:57 am
You are punching a mans eyes out with your fists during sex, and you accuse Corai of illogic? Also, kinky.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4216 on: December 02, 2012, 05:16:17 am »
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<Eagleon> first time I read that, it passed through my head that you had fuel tanks filled with orange juice, without so much as a complaint. Wtf brain.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4217 on: December 02, 2012, 06:48:44 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4218 on: December 02, 2012, 08:28:12 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on December 02, 2012, 07:45:54 pm
teenage girls wielding incredibly unwieldy weapons made of magic and nonsense is pretty much a stylistic choice.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4219 on: December 02, 2012, 10:18:52 pm »
Me, in chat with a buddy, except I've edited in a link to make the reference a bit clearer.

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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4220 on: December 02, 2012, 11:10:59 pm »
Quote from: Descan on December 02, 2012, 11:10:02 pm
I think we ought to neuter Korbac.

You know, calm him down. Keep him from humping the forum...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4221 on: December 02, 2012, 11:52:23 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4222 on: December 03, 2012, 02:01:13 am »
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So anyway, that's why there's a fist-sized hole in the roof of my gym locker, puched out from the inside.

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*upon seeing Slenderman for the first time in Slender* Who the fuck is this douchebag? *proceeds to challenge him to a staring contest and lose* Why was everyone saying this was creepy?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4223 on: December 03, 2012, 02:42:48 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on December 03, 2012, 02:01:13 am
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*upon seeing Slenderman for the first time in Slender* Who the fuck is this douchebag? *proceeds to challenge him to a staring contest and lose* Why was everyone saying this was creepy?
This was actually pretty much how I felt, he just didn't scare me very much. Which made the whole "don't look" thing somewhat awkward. It helped when I started pretending he was trying to bother me for donations or something. "Just keep walking, don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, NO THANK YOU I'M NOT INTERESTED IN CONTRIBUTING TO THE HUMANE SOCIETY. Just keep walking..."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4224 on: December 03, 2012, 05:06:39 am »
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You say tomato, I say shut the fuck up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4225 on: December 03, 2012, 06:07:12 am »
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"'Why did X happen?' BACTERIA. Now sit down and shut up."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4226 on: December 03, 2012, 07:35:46 am »
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>RAID THE WELFARE ARMOURY!
Or, more specifically,
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THE WELFARE ARMOURY!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4227 on: December 03, 2012, 04:25:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4228 on: December 03, 2012, 04:27:58 pm »
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16:26   MonkeyHead_MANFLU   Who wouldnt wanna jiggle thier atoms with a big fuck off magnetic field for no reason?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4229 on: December 03, 2012, 11:36:34 pm »
Quote from: Thecard on December 03, 2012, 11:02:22 pm
Could we send our clothes forward into the future?
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