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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756885 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4155 on: November 23, 2012, 08:09:43 am »

[11:54:25 PM] Sean Mirrsen (Бендзь Антон): Like necromancers, but...
[11:54:31 PM] Sean Mirrsen (Бендзь Антон): ...more like rectomancers.

'Square magic?'

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4156 on: November 23, 2012, 08:45:32 am »

you should try and find a bisected female human
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4157 on: November 23, 2012, 07:33:55 pm »

And to add further insult to injury, a coatl stole his dagger before I could sell it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4158 on: November 23, 2012, 08:23:57 pm »

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20:23   Wrex   So
20:23   Wrex   many
20:23   Wrex   deathrobots
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4159 on: November 24, 2012, 02:19:29 am »

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20:23   Wrex   So
20:23   Wrex   many
20:23   Wrex   deathrobots
Read that in the voice of Wrex from ME.

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A: More than you have.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4160 on: November 24, 2012, 06:39:34 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4161 on: November 24, 2012, 06:48:30 pm »

I think I should be flattered xD
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4162 on: November 24, 2012, 09:31:09 pm »

Huh, I usually just land a fighter on top of heroes. I remember my first accidental kill of the otherwise indestructable heroes, I accidentally ran over Mace Windu in a Hailfire.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4163 on: November 24, 2012, 09:58:04 pm »

Sir, the only thing I know about the cylon war is that my great uncle tried to marry a sexbot.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4164 on: November 25, 2012, 01:02:40 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4165 on: November 25, 2012, 01:03:02 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4166 on: November 25, 2012, 03:52:10 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4167 on: November 25, 2012, 05:10:12 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4168 on: November 25, 2012, 05:13:34 am »

[11:54:25 PM] Sean Mirrsen (Бендзь Антон): Like necromancers, but...
[11:54:31 PM] Sean Mirrsen (Бендзь Антон): ...more like rectomancers.

'Square magic?'

Remember Jack Chick saying D&D taught sorcery? We were thinking about what FATAL would teach...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #4169 on: November 25, 2012, 09:41:58 am »

...

...That post works on its own.

Remember Jack Chick saying D&D taught sorcery? We were thinking about what FATAL would teach...
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