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[miauw62]

"Your dog. Is it rabid?"

"If I'm not, it probably isn't either!"

"Are you rabid?"

"I'm not entirely sure, good chap!"

[Loud Whispers]

WORDS OF WISDOM

"clickclickclick click  click  bloop click bloop  bloop bloop bloopbloopbloopbloop".

[SalmonGod]

Feels good man. Save me the trouble of having to using my fuckstick dowsing rod to figure out who to remove.

[Shakerag]

This aside, who didn't plunge his sword in me yet? If I can choose, I'd like Toaster's. Because he keeps it shiny and all.

[Dermonster]

okay NOW I can stare at melons

[Corai]

Andrew Jackson: Will let you shoot him in his heart so he can take his time aiming.

* * *

Were we ever NOT mad? From the beginning this place has been an orgy of chaos and insanity.
Just as planned.

[SalmonGod]

My wizard always carries around a whole box of Twix because it casts faster than Time Stop and has a longer duration if you eat them slow enough.

[Vorthon]

"Eating, eating, eating, OH GOD GIANT THING! IT'S COMING RIGHT AT ME! Into the bushes into the bushes run run run the bushes will protect m- IT'S WALKING THROUGH THE BUSHES HOW THESE TREES ARE LIKE THE SIZE OF MY WHOLE BODY AND IT'S JUST PASSING THROUGH UNSLOWED OH GOD, RUN, RUN FASTER hide hide hide in the metal box it can't get me in the metal box SWEET MOTHER OF EGGYOKE GIANT PINK FIVE-TOOTHED MAW* IS COMING INSIDE RUN, RUN FASTER, RUN FASTER it'll have to get tired it'll have to get tired go for open space, go for open space IT'S SPROUTED A MASSIVE METAL HAIR THING**, THE HAIR IS IN FRONT BUT THE GIANT'S IN BACK HOW Turn run faster run faster run faster it's not slowing WHY DOES IT NOT TIRE run run run pant pant run run *LODGE* Oh. Oh... fuck. I'm stuck. I can't move. It's getting close. I'm... I'm going to die. Maybe if I don't move, it won't eat me OH GOD THE MAW COMES IT'S GOT ME IT'S GOT ME I'VE BEEN PULLED INTO SPACE WHY GODS WHY *put down* Eh?

I'm... I'm with my siblings. I'm alive. I'M ALIVE OH GOD IT'S STILL THERE WATCHING RUN TO THE CORNER RUN TO THE CORNER EVERYONE RUN AWAAAAY"

[Corai]

So not only are we molesting unicorns, we're ogling them too?

[Xantalos]

I want to interrupt to say pink isn't a color

[Simmura McCrea]

Skyrunner   Could the tentacle monsters move sl;ightly faster? :-0

[Caellath]

<Skyrunner> Your sword isn't in me yet~

Due to:

Your sword isn't in me yet~

[Reudh]

>Reudh is now known as Manslanda   
>Hanslando is now known as RedWarrior0
>RedWarrior0   Wait a minute...
>RedWarrior0 is now known as Hanxlando
>Hanslanda   ...
>Hanxlando   Change two letters. I'll be damned
>Manslanda are now known as Hansgrandma
>Hanslanda   I need to put this whole chat into the OOCQT, and the TTMYWTFT
>Manslarder is now known as Adnalsnah

[Tiruin]

((What is that IRC address? I can't find anyone when I connect via freenode.net :/ Darn Reudh!))

[kaijyuu]

((What is that IRC address? I can't find anyone when I connect via freenode.net :/ Darn Reudh!))

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