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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756792 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3930 on: October 29, 2012, 05:02:30 pm »
[18:01] <Frastur> <roll 1d10 your sanity
[18:01] <SamiaDostia> Frastur, your sanity: 4
[18:01] <Cog> BAHAHAHAH
[18:01] <Frastur> Wow it increased.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3931 on: October 29, 2012, 05:04:25 pm »
THAT STAT DIDN'T EVEN EXIST LAST TIME I CHECKED.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3932 on: October 29, 2012, 08:03:58 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on October 29, 2012, 06:12:55 pm
But I'm tired of personal genocide maths for the moment, so someone else can take it up.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3933 on: October 29, 2012, 11:20:19 pm »
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coraibot: Hey draconik's girlfriend. Hai.
draconik_sankis: Hi, sorry about that. Hes ignoring m
splint: Mantis is now a a proper swordsdwarf.
draconik_sankis: /am not
splint: JUS' FUCK DA BITCH AND COME BACK LATER.
splint: I'm just kiddin'

I had to type this out because tinychat doesn't let me copypaste. >.>
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3934 on: October 30, 2012, 12:08:09 pm »
Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on October 30, 2012, 11:02:16 am
((I am now a badass gentleman zombie. My dream has come true.))
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3935 on: October 30, 2012, 12:27:49 pm »
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Calculations show a crowd of 2,500 people firing two AK-47s each would be able to stop our runaway locomotive within the space of 30 meters—in only a second and a half. Mission accomplished.
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Quote from: Twi on December 15, 2012, 09:06:56 pm
I agree, most of us can't make singing rockets either. Unless you count them screaming through the atmosphere towards a fiery doom as singing.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3936 on: October 30, 2012, 12:48:09 pm »
Quote from: Pyre on October 30, 2012, 12:27:49 pm
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Calculations show a crowd of 2,500 people firing two AK-47s each would be able to stop our runaway locomotive within the space of 30 meters—in only a second and a half. Mission accomplished.
I guessed where that came from.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3937 on: October 30, 2012, 12:50:34 pm »
I think quoting well-known webcomics (or spin-offs there0f) is against the spirit and maybe even against the rules of this thread.

Quote from: miauw62 on October 30, 2012, 12:47:23 pm
Agreed. We need a full Hitler.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3938 on: October 30, 2012, 02:13:52 pm »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on October 30, 2012, 01:01:58 pm
Kill your neighbours and use their souls to enchant your armour with Wind Resist magick.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3939 on: October 30, 2012, 03:09:20 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on October 30, 2012, 12:50:34 pm
I think quoting well-known webcomics (or spin-offs there0f) is against the spirit and maybe even against the rules of this thread.


It's not specifically stated, but pretty much given that the rules all assume that you're either quoting from here or IRC. Certainly against the spirit of the thing.


Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on October 30, 2012, 03:09:34 pm
There used to be men in Russia, but Putin killed them all to eliminate the competition.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3940 on: October 30, 2012, 03:11:27 pm »
The quote(s) has(ve) to be made by a real person in a real conversation.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3941 on: October 30, 2012, 03:25:46 pm »
EDIT: Oh wait that doesn't really count as a real conversation. Dammit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3942 on: October 30, 2012, 04:40:50 pm »
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Gordon Freeman, stop punching the pigs
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oh ***, I've got a case of Summer Glau DX
« Last Edit: October 30, 2012, 04:53:32 pm by Darvi »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3943 on: October 30, 2012, 04:55:50 pm »
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15:55   garrick   did they do this in one take? Satan clearly flubs his lines a few times
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3944 on: October 30, 2012, 04:57:20 pm »
I was simply stating that Summer Glau sounds like an illness that you get around July :|

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