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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761483 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3870 on: October 20, 2012, 10:13:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3871 on: October 21, 2012, 11:36:00 am »
Quote from: Frumple on October 21, 2012, 11:35:01 am
Meh, that caveat is largely worthless. Everything needs lasers. It's a universal truth, similar to the impossibility of achieving enough dakka.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3872 on: October 21, 2012, 11:52:08 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on October 21, 2012, 11:47:45 am
So the Big Bang is the only point in the history of the universe that there has been enuff dakka?

Quote from: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:00:19 pm
"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

Quote from: Darvi on October 21, 2012, 01:09:25 pm
I look away for half an hour and you start shipping each other.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3873 on: October 21, 2012, 01:31:03 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on October 21, 2012, 01:26:17 pm
Every once in a while when I'm out I think "Wow, there are a lot of black people around here." Then I realize no, I just go to a private school.

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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3874 on: October 21, 2012, 02:42:28 pm »
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:00:19 pm
Ah. Different physics and all that fun stuff.

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3875 on: October 21, 2012, 02:45:36 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 02:42:28 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:00:19 pm
Ah. Different physics and all that fun stuff.

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

Quote from: Vorthon on October 21, 2012, 11:52:08 am
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:00:19 pm
"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3876 on: October 21, 2012, 07:18:23 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on October 21, 2012, 07:15:21 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3877 on: October 21, 2012, 07:21:00 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3878 on: October 21, 2012, 08:52:10 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 20, 2012, 12:48:37 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3879 on: October 21, 2012, 09:10:43 pm »
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on October 21, 2012, 02:45:36 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on October 21, 2012, 02:42:28 pm
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:00:19 pm
Ah. Different physics and all that fun stuff.

"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

Quote from: Vorthon on October 21, 2012, 11:52:08 am
Quote from: Hanslanda on October 21, 2012, 01:00:19 pm
"Well, we found another universe, but over there twelve plus nine equals gigantic floating space fetus in rainbow colors, so we closed the door quietly and cried til the screaming stopped."

Double quote


Score. I think I might be the only person to be double quoted in this whole thread. :D
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3880 on: October 21, 2012, 10:45:51 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on October 21, 2012, 08:52:14 pm
I'll admit, I began reading it as... "The guy who has been trying to bang unsuccessfully for hours and keeps getting spanked for his failure."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3881 on: October 22, 2012, 01:00:27 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on October 22, 2012, 12:44:13 pm
I get to drink some of your spit; the horror.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3882 on: October 22, 2012, 01:02:17 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on October 22, 2012, 12:50:14 pm
Why would you do that? Last time I went there a whole weekend disappeared!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3883 on: October 22, 2012, 07:37:18 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on September 05, 2012, 12:17:43 pm
If it doesn't spin and she can't remove it, she doesn't want anything on it.
I don't really understand it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3884 on: October 22, 2012, 11:15:15 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu
why would I need a book to tell me how to run a brothel?
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.
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