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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756725 times)

SalmonGod

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3765 on: October 10, 2012, 06:49:08 pm »

We had better use nuclear failsafes to be sure everything really is dead, then. I'm not leaving extremophiles to sit around and not do science and repeat memes.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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As the end will come so soon
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3766 on: October 10, 2012, 06:59:14 pm »

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Hanslanda

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3767 on: October 10, 2012, 07:26:34 pm »

"If you turn to page 98, you'll learn about the fall of the 3rd Reich at the hands of Darth Vader."
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3768 on: October 10, 2012, 07:41:18 pm »

... it's easily conceivable to make a simulation in which everything is balls.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3769 on: October 10, 2012, 08:19:44 pm »

But you know, Hitler wasn't all bad.
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Corai

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3770 on: October 10, 2012, 08:21:32 pm »

Wrong thread, derp.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3771 on: October 10, 2012, 08:22:02 pm »

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Dude, Al-Quada are muslims! Don't be so racist to muslims!

A kid overheard me talking about Al-Quada. This is what he said.

The kid was muslim.
Y U CONTEXT IN OOC THREAD!?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3772 on: October 10, 2012, 08:22:29 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3773 on: October 10, 2012, 09:00:08 pm »

Flying Dice, I edited that post moments after posting. Your reaction time is godlike.

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Jacob/Lee: you have a heart made of fluffy
Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3774 on: October 10, 2012, 09:25:31 pm »

I postulate that adding the phrase "and I hooked it up to a bong" makes anything, and I do mean anything, more interesting. Gas masks, science fair projects, ex's, the LHC, anything.

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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3775 on: October 10, 2012, 09:50:13 pm »

Crazy: Either you have it or you don't.
What the hell are you taking about? THE HUMAN BODY DOES NOT BEND THAT WAY.
  Good grief, now even my subconscious is making dirty jokes.
« Last Edit: October 10, 2012, 10:36:47 pm by Yoink »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3776 on: October 10, 2012, 10:51:28 pm »

...Professor Farnsworth debating morality with an undead abomination as preparation for an epic battle that will decide the fate of the universe while shenanigans go on everywhere pretty much sums up this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3777 on: October 11, 2012, 05:08:40 am »

I just get normal everyday hallucinations. They are fucking annoying.
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As the end will come so soon
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3778 on: October 11, 2012, 10:01:07 am »

We've got those beds, and they're made fer fuckin'.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3779 on: October 11, 2012, 10:18:21 am »

ebbor's game are always complex
Once I wondered what would happen if I tried to make a minimalist RTD. Decided against it because it would probably get to complex.
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