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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1762026 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3720 on: October 06, 2012, 12:38:00 pm »
Quote from: Descan on October 06, 2012, 11:19:09 am
"Oh, whoops, I'm naked in a bed with a guy. So crazy, man."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3721 on: October 06, 2012, 12:51:10 pm »
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So she couldn't come over and cast a spell on your mom to make the period come?


Quote from: Xantalos on October 06, 2012, 01:05:18 pm
I'm pretty sure if you get smug enough, that qualifies as high.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3722 on: October 06, 2012, 07:02:51 pm »
Quote from: Captain Mayday on October 13, 2010, 02:34:06 am
As many people know, I died on one occassion. When I died, I found myself in a place filled with many clouds, but I myself upon a long stone road that weaved through them.
The road was indeed very long, and full of perils, but eventually I made it to the end and trained with a martial arts master on his secret planet until I was strong enough to return and save my friends from some dangerous aliens.
Later, they would wish me back to life using a magic dragon.

I kinda miss Captain Mayday.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3723 on: October 06, 2012, 07:52:00 pm »
Quote from: JoshuaFH on October 06, 2012, 07:49:17 pm
"So I came out"

"Yeah, me too"

"Me as well"

"Here too"

"I came out so hard I hit the opposite wall"

"I busted that fucking closet door down"

"I came out so awesomely that now everyone else is in the closet"

"Man I was coming out before it was cool"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3724 on: October 06, 2012, 09:57:21 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3725 on: October 06, 2012, 11:59:22 pm »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on October 06, 2012, 09:25:39 pm
The first fully sentient AI will be built in a lab.

The second will sell shoes.
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 07, 2012, 12:51:19 am
As of yet, there is no known cure for Butlerspeak, aside from patience and crumpets.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3726 on: October 07, 2012, 05:12:00 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3727 on: October 07, 2012, 10:52:21 am »
Quote from: Tellemurius on October 07, 2012, 10:49:37 am
Don't make me invoke my french Canadian nobility on your ass.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3728 on: October 07, 2012, 11:05:13 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on October 07, 2012, 11:01:02 am
Look, all I know is one minute, I was walking somewhere, and the next, I was an airborne corpse.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3729 on: October 07, 2012, 02:50:13 pm »
Quote from: Wrex on October 07, 2012, 02:38:42 pm
The great stain on my honour has been erased!

Yeah, thats all i've got.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3730 on: October 08, 2012, 12:24:23 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on October 08, 2012, 12:21:50 am
"Sir, I don't think bombing the entire earth with waves upon waves of naked breasts will cure cancer."
"Well, have we tried?"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3731 on: October 08, 2012, 11:03:58 am »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on October 08, 2012, 10:50:34 am
I'd stay longer but I have to go wax my cat for the glory of the state.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3732 on: October 08, 2012, 03:03:00 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on October 08, 2012, 11:11:55 am
"BACK THE FUCK UP PEOPLE I'VE GOT A GUN"

And then you snap your photograph and leave. Quickly.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
Quote from: Devling on April 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
He's fucking with us.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3733 on: October 08, 2012, 05:45:37 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3734 on: October 08, 2012, 05:56:12 pm »
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<Caellath> I'm not restrained by things such as "common sense."
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applesmachine: it's like the laws of the universe decided that crack could serve as electricity, and the pokemon is trapped in a small, invisible box
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