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[Hanslanda]

Just in: Hans ships 13 year olds with nearly-20 year olds.

 

He's sort of a, mutated yoda, with more fangirls and, a beer gut.

[Darvi]

Take off all your clothing.

[Hanslanda]

(I AM GOING TO BE YOUR INCINERATER. NOW STOP ATTACKING ME)

[Dsarker]

News, if you're trying to preposition him (me), you're forgetting he's on another continent, also MINE!

[Furtuka]

Yeah, you'll not see them consulting atlases or using SatNav.
They have. The Knowledge

They don't always know who you are. If they do, they don't say, unless they know you know. You won't know it, but they will. If you are looking for a journey home, they will deliver you a journey home so great that any other mortal, nay not even a GOD could match.
What they have are a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over a very long career. Delivering people to where they most want to be. If they ever found their hands behind the wheel of a spacecraft, all it'd take is a string of words - "fly me to the moon," and they will drive you there and back so fast you won't even realize you left the atmosphere. If they could, they would be the first to enter the multiverse and pick out the tourist destinations for confused Terrans. They might have already done such a thing, but are bound by ascended Black cab driver oaths to speak of their voyages to none.
If you pay them, that'll be the end of it. They will deliver you safely to your destination, through rain, snow, dust and fire. But if you don't, you will have to seek alternate modes of transport and forever wonder about the opportunity you missed.

[/completely unbiased review on the average Black cab driver]

[Furtuka]

"Salutations, Mrs. Audio. I believe my arm has been tractored. The tires stopped as soon as I was injured, but it was too late. Is it possible I could wait until Tuesday to take your test so that the tractor may have more time to be removed from my arm?"

[Hanslanda]

Yeah, you'll not see them consulting atlases or using SatNav.
They have. The Knowledge

They don't always know who you are. If they do, they don't say, unless they know you know. You won't know it, but they will. If you are looking for a journey home, they will deliver you a journey home so great that any other mortal, nay not even a GOD could match.
What they have are a very particular set of skills; skills they have acquired over a very long career. Delivering people to where they most want to be. If they ever found their hands behind the wheel of a spacecraft, all it'd take is a string of words - "fly me to the moon," and they will drive you there and back so fast you won't even realize you left the atmosphere. If they could, they would be the first to enter the multiverse and pick out the tourist destinations for confused Terrans. They might have already done such a thing, but are bound by ascended Black cab driver oaths to speak of their voyages to none.
If you pay them, that'll be the end of it. They will deliver you safely to your destination, through rain, snow, dust and fire. But if you don't, you will have to seek alternate modes of transport and forever wonder about the opportunity you missed.

[/completely unbiased review on the average Black cab driver]

So... True... I only rode in a Black Cab once. It was magical.

[Dsarker]

Most Russians are still Hindu.

[Yoink]

Homicidal planking.

[Skyrunner]

[21:27] <@Tiruin> I sure love cups. Of water.

[21:29] * Yoinkacious nurses his big cups.

[Truean]

while you're not entirely sure what exactly "gastroenterology" is, you're fairly certain it doesn't relate to rockgod combat.

The whole thread might actually work.

[miauw62]

Design missile hijacking missiles to hit the other missiles and turn them around and shoot at the other missiles.

CAN I RAEP YOU PLEASE?

[Simmura McCrea]

19:12 - iq: Everyone loves head.

[Yoink]

[08:52] <+Maximillian[Cael> Down pull down your trousers.

[IronyOwl]

The world is nothing but a screaming void! All is clawing black! NOTHING WAITS BEYOND THE VEIL!