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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3375 on: August 08, 2012, 06:12:25 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3376 on: August 08, 2012, 07:38:25 am »

It's like drinking distilled water that doesn't contain any water
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3377 on: August 08, 2012, 07:47:02 am »

Thanks for helping me kill off the precious few brain cells I had left
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3378 on: August 08, 2012, 09:22:05 am »

All we want to do is shoot fundamentalists and idiots from a rail cannon. Is that really so bad?

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3379 on: August 08, 2012, 11:08:29 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3380 on: August 08, 2012, 01:22:57 pm »

All we want to do is shoot fundamentalists and idiots from a rail cannon. Is that really so bad?

Just got eaten by 3 peacocks the size of an apartment building while trying to figure out how to produce body armour for myself and not the city. It's going well. :D

Pardon my context but WAT GAME?!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3381 on: August 08, 2012, 01:25:39 pm »

All we want to do is shoot fundamentalists and idiots from a rail cannon. Is that really so bad?

Just got eaten by 3 peacocks the size of an apartment building while trying to figure out how to produce body armour for myself and not the city. It's going well. :D
Pardon my context but WAT GAME?!
This is the out of context Quotes thread, not the how you died thread. If you click the links you find your answer.

The first is Real life, in particular a discusion about how we can optimally use fundamentalistic CHristians in our space program.

The second is Shores of Hazeron.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3382 on: August 08, 2012, 02:01:37 pm »

...Wow.

It took me THIS long to find out you can actually click a quote and it'll take you to where it was quoted from?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3383 on: August 08, 2012, 05:12:14 pm »

Apparently. :P

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3384 on: August 08, 2012, 08:22:45 pm »

Trumpets go in anything and everything. No exceptions. If it didn't work out, you weren't trying hard enough.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3385 on: August 08, 2012, 11:07:38 pm »

No, keep going. You're opening up a multitude of psychological cans of worms for us to pick at, like grotesque pigeon psychologists.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3386 on: August 09, 2012, 12:34:31 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3387 on: August 09, 2012, 01:17:39 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3388 on: August 09, 2012, 07:58:32 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3389 on: August 10, 2012, 12:49:07 pm »

I got humped to death thinking I could funnel thrustys trough a tunnel and kill them all.
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