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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758182 times)

Ibid Straydrink

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3360 on: August 03, 2012, 10:52:17 pm »

Here's fun little conversation I observed...

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Person A: Who's daddy's little mucklefish..?

Person B: you

Person A: YAY!

Person A: But seriously, you're insecure. You know that, right?

Person B: only my external data layer.

Person A: Your "external data layer" is integral to your internal matrices, and as such, has been calibrated in accordance with them. It is for this reason that what may appear as a local and superficial attribute, is actually an auto-intuitive manifestation of the more profound.

Person B: Incorrect. The externalities are but a shell, unconnected to the secondary and tertiary flows. Segmentation through isolation, coupled with an intuitive rejection process keeps the core processes protected from intrusion.

Person A: Isolation is a veil of illusion; a misconception stemming from blindsighted ignorance as to the multi-faceted nature of the whole. In truth, the very logic by which said processes operate are the very skin of that which you claim they are merely proxys for.

Person A: I.e., that something has and/or needs proxys at all is a testament to its nature.

Person B: don't go naked.

Person A
: not alone.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2012, 10:54:22 pm by Ibid Straydrink »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Lacking in witty title!
« Reply #3361 on: August 03, 2012, 10:53:29 pm »

Have a silly title, then.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3362 on: August 03, 2012, 11:17:04 pm »

Someone was like:"Hey, you know what'd make people buy freaking skittles? A girl kissing a god damn walrus."

I always get frustrated that I can't see past my head into the infinite.
« Last Edit: August 03, 2012, 11:27:49 pm by Hanslanda »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3363 on: August 04, 2012, 03:52:37 am »

"SKITTLES INDUCE WALRUS BESTIALITY!!"

Agh, semi-context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3364 on: August 04, 2012, 06:00:20 am »

[04 Aug 11:01]<duuvian> Sometimes I juggle their unborn children but that can be messy

Now I kinda do want a goatse mug.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2012, 10:59:05 am by Loud Whispers »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3365 on: August 04, 2012, 05:24:59 pm »

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<TehKrush> PocketOx: Fart on a parrot, dip it in rum and rub it all over your body.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3366 on: August 04, 2012, 06:20:43 pm »

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<TehKrush> PocketOx: Fart on a parrot, dip it in rum and rub it all over your body.

What sort of evil illness/curse would that cure?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3367 on: August 04, 2012, 06:38:00 pm »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3368 on: August 04, 2012, 06:41:59 pm »

probably being attacked by a parrot. y'know how witchdoctoring is.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3369 on: August 05, 2012, 10:35:08 pm »

I thought you guys kept your craziness to DF, but apparently, trains that run on innocent souls, war with Earth, and some planets that probably don't have any life on them, and research into the Eldritch all seem to make perfect, logical, safe, legal sense to you.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3370 on: August 06, 2012, 04:19:52 pm »

My mind is generally only tangentially attached to reality anyway.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3371 on: August 06, 2012, 04:29:42 pm »

.... O... o my is ...? Is that.... Can it be? Well it appears to be red, but I'm not sure I want to get my hopes up.... Lovely shade of crimson though it is I don't want to be taken in by fool's blood. I've snapped at V8 before and been sorely disappointed....

"Any employer maintaining a plan who fails to meet the notice requirement of section 1021(d) of this title with respect to any participant or beneficiary or who fails to meet the requirements of section 1021(e)(2) of this title with respect to any person or who fails to meet the requirements of section 1082(d)(12)(E) [2] of this title with respect to any person may in the court’s discretion be liable to such participant or beneficiary or to such person in the amount of up to $100 a day from the date of such failure, and the court may in its discretion order such other relief as it deems proper. "

[takes in a moment to behold the speldor] Why yes, I believe that's blood. O but it couldn't possibly be that much.... O my, is that  Type ... yes I believe it's O negative.... O.... Sweet gushing arteries it's O negative....  O well then.... Let me just... check my calendar here and realize it's been .... my my, 30 days already and counting.... $100 per day x 2.... That would be.... O dear.... that's $6000 already.... And it's only going to get worse for them.... O yes... blood, blood, gallons of the stuff....

Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood.... Perhaps not a large flood, but a flood non the less.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3372 on: August 07, 2012, 03:41:27 am »

You haven't lived until you've died like this:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3373 on: August 07, 2012, 10:34:46 pm »

It can be both kosher and not kosher simultaneously, because the hotdog exists in a state of quantum meat flux.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3374 on: August 08, 2012, 05:45:58 am »

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