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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758173 times)

Dermonster

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Kay, think we're done here.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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oh balls! we're all after him? I thought it was just me and LW!
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Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

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I'm left smiling, a bit confused and wondering what brought on such odd remarks.

You have succeeded! Good job.
And so it was that after almost 3400 replies finally someone successfully posted out of context and funny quotes.
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I'm left smiling, a bit confused and wondering what brought on such odd remarks.

You have succeeded! Good job.
And so it was that after almost 3400 replies finally someone successfully posted out of context and funny quotes that derm approved of.
Theres more than likely some before those, but these had a non-angry derm somewhere nearby.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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I feel so awesome. :D
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Dermonster

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I generally show up when the thread gets out of hand or a newbie gets the rules wrong/ask if they got them wrong. Sometimes white knights get to em before me so I show up even less than that.

If I see a funny post here I usually smile and move on to other things.

We've become quite chatty, haven't we? [/rhetorical]
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3351 on: August 02, 2012, 10:45:45 pm »

By that logic all straight men have been putting all their male friends in the friend zone since the beginning of time.

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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3352 on: August 02, 2012, 10:49:14 pm »

So what's the contact area, penetration, and velocity of baby flesh?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3353 on: August 02, 2012, 11:15:24 pm »

I support crop eugenics.


Completely unrelated:

It was screaming for me to save it from the aphids.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2012, 11:50:41 pm by Hanslanda »
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3354 on: August 03, 2012, 04:57:59 am »

Having horrifying hallucinations has never been this much fun before!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3355 on: August 03, 2012, 11:06:04 am »

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3356 on: August 03, 2012, 11:52:56 am »


* Knight of Fools explodes!

Whoops, didn't mean to do that. That's what I get for staying up late.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3357 on: August 03, 2012, 10:38:38 pm »

"My torso is frozen! Send help!"
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3358 on: August 03, 2012, 10:44:57 pm »

When did the title become short again?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread.
« Reply #3359 on: August 03, 2012, 10:46:19 pm »

Ever since I failed to come up with a new witty title.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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