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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758175 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3330 on: August 01, 2012, 11:42:43 am »
« Last Edit: August 01, 2012, 03:57:06 pm by Loud Whispers »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3331 on: August 01, 2012, 12:42:34 pm »
Quote from: GoombaGeek on July 31, 2012, 06:33:48 pm
It was actually intended as a slightly funny thread but I guess instead people started singing about sponges. It was depressing, honestly.
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Overseer: Welcome to the military! You need to wear socks! Dorf: Oh, I should get military socks. My socks are civilian socks. Dorf discards socks Dorf: You know, I need a whole lot of gear now. I should get socks... last. Oh, but these steel boots with the white goo on them are nice!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3332 on: August 01, 2012, 05:25:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3333 on: August 01, 2012, 09:42:43 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on August 01, 2012, 09:09:20 pm
COME TO OUR FUCKING COLLEGE OR WE WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3334 on: August 01, 2012, 11:54:42 pm »
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3335 on: August 02, 2012, 03:40:37 am »
Can I remove context at random?

Quote from: Kilroy the Grand on August 01, 2012, 05:49:30 pm
Oh you guys are going to go crazy when I get off my ass. It will blow you[...], it's a fun activity for me, a few friends and my dog to do. Plus, who doesn't love braised pheasant?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3336 on: August 02, 2012, 03:49:04 am »
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2. You must post only one whole excerpt per quote. I don't mind if you have to trim the top or bottom from a post as long as whatever you quote is an unbroken passage. It's too easy to find a long post and edit out every word except "...I...eat...socks...". It's also not funny at all and goes against the purpose of this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3337 on: August 02, 2012, 05:05:16 am »
Damnit. Sorry for that, then.
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
This one thread is mine. MIIIIINE!!! And it will remain a happy, friendly, encouraging place, whether you lot like it or not. 
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3338 on: August 02, 2012, 07:02:00 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 02, 2012, 07:00:04 pm
I proceeded to hack the internet with a spoon.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3339 on: August 02, 2012, 09:53:58 pm »
I've got a couple.

Quote from: misko27 on August 02, 2012, 09:18:47 pm
However, burning their bodies would be a great fuel source. Would we need priests for soul harvesting?


Quote from: kilozombie on July 30, 2012, 04:57:06 am
I say we shoot the rocks until they die.

Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on August 02, 2012, 08:38:18 pm
He wouldn't be a very good chaperone if he were also on acid the oak listens.


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Quote from: MaximumZero on March 12, 2013, 01:02:21 am
Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3340 on: August 02, 2012, 09:55:52 pm »
I'm left smiling, a bit confused and wondering what brought on such odd remarks.

You have succeeded! Good job.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3341 on: August 02, 2012, 09:57:42 pm »
The world shall never know.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3342 on: August 02, 2012, 09:58:09 pm »
I'm pretty sure he'll murder you either way.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3343 on: August 02, 2012, 10:02:06 pm »
Shhhhhh sleep shhh only dreams now shhh quiet little one shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3344 on: August 02, 2012, 10:04:16 pm »
Landsquid don't appreciate cats?
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