Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 215 216 [217] 218 219 ... 1128

Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758017 times)

Gatleos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Mournhold... City of Light... City of MAGIC!
    • View Profile
    • Someone Sig This
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3240 on: July 11, 2012, 04:59:25 am »
Quote
applesmachine: he's like a baby made of guns
Quote
applesmachine: gay men are like
applesmachine: trees to me
Logged
Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

RedKing

  • Bay Watcher
  • hoo hoo motherfucker
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3241 on: July 11, 2012, 02:08:24 pm »
Quote from: Truean on July 11, 2012, 12:40:01 pm
People will kill for a lot of reasons: money, power, love/lust, or if they're from Cleveland decent tacos.
Logged

Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
Quote from: Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

Skyrunner

  • Bay Watcher
  • ?!?!
    • View Profile
    • Portfolio
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3242 on: July 11, 2012, 04:53:49 pm »
Quote from: Azthor
[07:01] <Azthor-> Eating a corpse was a privilege
Logged
♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪
bay12 lower boards IRC:irc.darkmyst.org @ #bay12lb
"Oh, they never lie. They dissemble, evade, prevaricate, confoud, confuse, distract, obscure, subtly misrepresent and willfully misunderstand with what often appears to be a positively gleeful relish ... but they never lie" -- Look To Windward

iceball3

  • Bay Watcher
  • Miaou~
    • View Profile
    • My DA
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3243 on: July 11, 2012, 08:46:54 pm »
Quote
I disagree. Read enough romance novels and you should be perfectly capable of ripping open your own bodice and shoving any number of hot, throbbing CBMs into your yearning body.
Logged

Alnos

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3244 on: July 11, 2012, 09:16:44 pm »
Quote
he came back with "Sweet" and "Sour" tatooed over his nipples
Logged

Flying Dice

  • Bay Watcher
  • inveterate shitposter
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3245 on: July 11, 2012, 10:38:25 pm »
Quote from: iceball3 on July 11, 2012, 08:46:54 pm
Quote
I disagree. Read enough romance novels and you should be perfectly capable of ripping open your own bodice and shoving any number of hot, throbbing CBMs into your yearning body.
Cataclysm, I'm guessing?  :P
Logged


Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

Prometheusmfd

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3246 on: July 12, 2012, 07:21:22 am »
Don't mind her. She's just a sandwich.
Logged
Quote from: Tabbyman on July 18, 2012, 05:55:15 am
I just googled that phrase and found nothing. Congratulations, those three words in that order have never been typed into the googleable internet before! Until now.

Truean

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ok.... [sigh] It froze over....
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3247 on: July 12, 2012, 12:55:59 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on July 12, 2012, 12:24:12 pm
Where not kissing the severed head of your best friend/love interest whom just committed suicide would be considered a bad thing.
Logged
The kinda human wreckage that you love

Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

Please don't quote me.

Aramco

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3248 on: July 13, 2012, 12:17:42 am »
Quote from: pipecrinch
but personally I think you can just fuck right off until I can physically manifest my hate and anger into energized lasers that I can shoot out of my eyes at shitlords like you
Logged
Quote from: G-Flex on May 29, 2012, 10:34:19 pm
Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

Dutchling

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ridin' with Biden
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3249 on: July 13, 2012, 05:47:20 am »
Quote from: Aptus on July 13, 2012, 04:53:43 am
HFS and enjoy a 100% CIRCUS on Dwarf-Fortress Game Cotton Candy
Logged

Yoink

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3250 on: July 13, 2012, 04:36:17 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on July 13, 2012, 04:11:38 pm
Incinerating 1d6 provinces per turn seems like a pretty good defense
Logged
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Furtuka

  • Bay Watcher
  • High Priest of Mecha
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3251 on: July 13, 2012, 08:41:23 pm »
Quote
Furtuka: I don't wanna wear a maid uniform!
Twi the TowerSlayer: *punches Furt in teh face* >:C
Twi the TowerSlayer: YES YOU DO.
Quote
Simmura: *dresses Proj in a maid's outfit*
Twi the TowerSlayer: *Squees over sexeh female proj~)
Logged
It's FEF, not FEOF

Aklyon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Fate~
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3252 on: July 13, 2012, 08:50:56 pm »
 :P
Logged
Crystalline (SG)
Sigtext
Quote from: RedKing
It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Twi

  • Bay Watcher
  • ✨heterotemporality✨
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. MAIDS!
« Reply #3253 on: July 13, 2012, 08:51:40 pm »
Hey now. I specifically stated that they were female!
Furt because he was Mimi due to spinny face and Mimi is a she :P
PRoj because I felt like it. ;D
« Last Edit: July 13, 2012, 09:06:46 pm by Twi »
Logged

Korbac

  • Bay Watcher
  • I'm very annoying, so tell me to STFU if need be
    • View Profile
Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3254 on: July 13, 2012, 08:57:47 pm »
Crazytowns.
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 215 216 [217] 218 219 ... 1128
« previous next »