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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1758013 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3225 on: July 06, 2012, 05:40:34 pm »
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[17:47] <Yoink> ...I'm not sure where the fudge 'Ougadougu' is, but apparently their king just died and his heir wants to invest their money via me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3226 on: July 06, 2012, 11:24:07 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on July 06, 2012, 09:01:11 pm
If speed limits are the word of god, he's one greedy motherfucker.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3227 on: July 08, 2012, 01:55:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3228 on: July 08, 2012, 07:25:33 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on July 08, 2012, 06:56:48 pm
I'm not gonna see a goose berating his brethren for pooping on a car
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3229 on: July 08, 2012, 09:03:41 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on July 08, 2012, 08:40:50 pm
And then Mr. Ducky and allll his friends received total full-body conversions to perfect undying machines, The End.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3230 on: July 09, 2012, 01:50:27 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3231 on: July 09, 2012, 02:54:12 am »
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(Person) says, "Your lie detector is defective as hell."
(The Space Station's AI) states, "No, Clare. Your truth is defective."
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Quote from: G-Flex on May 29, 2012, 10:34:19 pm
Or maybe there's a god who's just completely insane and sends you to Detroit, Michigan in a new body if you ever utter the name "Pat Sajak".

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3232 on: July 09, 2012, 05:40:11 am »
I was thinking
"damn, i wish i had a good quote for this thread!"
I open up the last page of the rage thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3233 on: July 09, 2012, 12:59:40 pm »
Japa confirmed as being Altaïr.

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Quote from: greatorder on July 09, 2012, 12:52:08 pm
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
Eventually, anyway. I'll happen.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3234 on: July 09, 2012, 01:04:23 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 09, 2012, 12:00:35 pm
Damn gays, stealing our lung cancer!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3235 on: July 09, 2012, 09:43:08 pm »
Quote from: eerr on July 09, 2012, 09:41:59 pm
Is man love the only thing keeping this shit VIABLE?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3236 on: July 10, 2012, 08:20:26 am »
R: He's carrots?
C: He's carrots.
R: He's carrots!
C: He's carrots.
R: Why's he carrots?
C: 'Cause he is!
beat
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Quote from: Tabbyman on July 18, 2012, 05:55:15 am
I just googled that phrase and found nothing. Congratulations, those three words in that order have never been typed into the googleable internet before! Until now.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3237 on: July 10, 2012, 04:22:28 pm »
Quote from: kaijyuu on July 10, 2012, 03:03:35 pm
We definitely need to figure out a new way to set values on things. Scarcity ain't cutting it. Currently, the coffee mug on my desk is worth infinitely more than all the porn on the internet, which is plain wrong.
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The kinda human wreckage that you love

Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
Disclaimer: I never take cases online for ethical reasons. If you require an attorney; you need to find one licensed to practice in your jurisdiction. Never take anything online as legal advice, because each case is different and one size does not fit all. Wants nothing at all to do with law.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3238 on: July 10, 2012, 05:39:06 pm »
Quote from: Truean on July 10, 2012, 04:22:28 pm
Quote from: kaijyuu on July 10, 2012, 03:03:35 pm
We definitely need to figure out a new way to set values on things. Scarcity ain't cutting it. Currently, the coffee mug on my desk is worth infinitely more than all the porn on the internet, which is plain wrong.

Would have been much better if you left out the first two sentences.

Quote from: greatorder on July 10, 2012, 05:05:45 pm
look, we are in the matrix possibly, and volleyball doesn't help save you from the cyberterrorists/agents, ok?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3239 on: July 10, 2012, 10:53:48 pm »
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One day you might need to kill a fluffy heretic while he's monologuing
This was silly to see.
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