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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757953 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3210 on: July 03, 2012, 11:08:06 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3211 on: July 04, 2012, 12:28:32 pm »
Quote from: lordcooper on July 04, 2012, 10:33:12 am
Toady bit down sensually on his lip, his fingertips eagerly caressing the keyboard.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3212 on: July 04, 2012, 11:01:50 pm »
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Reusable-Box: I dunno
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3213 on: July 05, 2012, 09:59:59 am »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on July 05, 2012, 09:58:19 am
it must be the public school homosexual recruiters getting to me.
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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3214 on: July 05, 2012, 11:21:03 am »
Quote from: Barbarossa TSG on July 05, 2012, 11:09:14 am
I'm sorry, but after this I read this in a 'lizard people' voice. "Yesss... A northerner will do ssswimmingly..."
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3215 on: July 05, 2012, 12:37:29 pm »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3216 on: July 05, 2012, 12:52:47 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on July 04, 2012, 09:17:17 am
So now all we've got to do is to put a couple of grannies into the LHC and smash them against each other at relativistic speeds.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3217 on: July 05, 2012, 01:25:14 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on July 03, 2012, 03:24:03 pm
Obviously, Inman needs to make a Flash game where you're a bear anally violating a lawyer's mother.

Quote from: RedKing on July 05, 2012, 08:53:12 am
The lizard people who live in Detroit's sewers (i.e. "the nice part of town"). After all, lizard people are people too. Who are lizards.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3218 on: July 05, 2012, 01:27:52 pm »
First one isnt exactly out of context due to the name inman.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3219 on: July 05, 2012, 01:30:30 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on July 05, 2012, 01:27:52 pm
First one isnt exactly out of context due to the name inman.

It is if you don't know the story, which is the context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3220 on: July 05, 2012, 01:31:16 pm »
True, but just about everybody knows the story tough.

*eventoughidontknowwhoinmanandcarreonisionlyknowthattheyareinaconflict*
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3221 on: July 05, 2012, 01:33:47 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on July 05, 2012, 01:31:16 pm
True, but just about everybody knows the story tough.

*eventoughidontknowwhoinmanandcarreonisionlyknowthattheyareinaconflict*

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Quote from: Hanslanda on July 05, 2012, 11:09:12 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3222 on: July 05, 2012, 05:02:20 pm »
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The babies are what'll fuck you up. They can eat faster than they die, so you need to punch them.
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A screaming bald eagle just exploded on my front lawn.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3223 on: July 05, 2012, 08:31:34 pm »
Quote from: puke on July 05, 2012, 07:25:56 pm
What martial arts style works best with having tentacles?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3224 on: July 06, 2012, 01:38:39 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on July 06, 2012, 01:03:01 pm
For all the people with short attention spans, theres still plenty of people who will watch congress every week for attempted reapplication of the soap.
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Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.
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