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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3180 on: June 28, 2012, 10:02:53 am »
Quote from: MaximumZero on June 28, 2012, 09:34:33 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3181 on: June 28, 2012, 03:41:26 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3182 on: June 28, 2012, 08:30:01 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on June 28, 2012, 08:19:32 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3183 on: June 29, 2012, 07:55:06 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on June 29, 2012, 07:51:35 pm
You need a reason to go to the OOC thread?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3184 on: June 29, 2012, 07:56:09 pm »
Is that actually OOC here, though...
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3185 on: June 29, 2012, 10:40:51 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on June 29, 2012, 10:30:43 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3186 on: June 29, 2012, 11:34:03 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on June 29, 2012, 10:54:24 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3187 on: June 30, 2012, 07:09:18 am »
Quote from: Leafsnail on June 30, 2012, 06:14:20 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3188 on: July 01, 2012, 01:51:40 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3189 on: July 01, 2012, 01:52:28 am »
Quote from: Putnam on July 01, 2012, 01:50:51 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3190 on: July 01, 2012, 06:02:00 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3191 on: July 01, 2012, 08:45:43 am »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on July 01, 2012, 07:11:24 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3192 on: July 01, 2012, 09:16:36 am »
There's so much stuff that I could post here from Steam chat but then Derm would have to kill me.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3193 on: July 01, 2012, 09:24:48 am »
Well, you were in the chat, I'd say that counts for here.


Unless it is derm, and the only problem with him is grabbing old quotes of his as far as I can tell.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3194 on: July 01, 2012, 09:46:57 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on July 01, 2012, 09:24:48 am
Unless it is derm, and the only problem with him is grabbing old quotes of his as far as I can tell.

I think it was the fact that there was a string of 4-5 quotes from years back, all from him. Most of them weren't funny, and I think it creeped him out that someone was digging for quotes in his old posts.
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