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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1757851 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3150 on: June 19, 2012, 11:17:19 am »
Quote from: piecewise on June 18, 2012, 08:26:34 pm
Guess it would be more of a Anti-aircraft Laser cannon. So a..AALC? Eh whatever, call'em ballistic penises for all I care.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3151 on: June 19, 2012, 12:01:46 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3152 on: June 19, 2012, 03:38:38 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on June 19, 2012, 02:04:00 am
as easy as  a piece of fucking cake. Not that I fuck cake or anything.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3153 on: June 19, 2012, 04:35:23 pm »
Quote from: Scelly9 on June 19, 2012, 11:17:19 am
Quote from: piecewise on June 18, 2012, 08:26:34 pm
Guess it would be more of a Anti-aircraft Laser cannon. So a..AALC? Eh whatever, call'em ballistic penises for all I care.

Considering it's piecewise, context doesn't actually change matters much. Heh
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3154 on: June 19, 2012, 06:29:32 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3155 on: June 19, 2012, 09:06:24 pm »
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Actually a little better in context but ah well.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3156 on: June 19, 2012, 09:11:55 pm »
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War's always been that way, since the first English Longbowman discovered how to shoot smaller Longbowmen at the enemy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3157 on: June 19, 2012, 09:23:54 pm »
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
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As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3158 on: June 20, 2012, 03:52:55 am »
Not from these forums, but.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3159 on: June 20, 2012, 01:16:52 pm »
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3160 on: June 20, 2012, 02:04:23 pm »
Quote from: Pnx on June 20, 2012, 02:02:42 pm
The other part is that I'm genuinely a crazy idiot prone to occasional bouts of diarrhoea of the mouth.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3161 on: June 20, 2012, 02:06:19 pm »
It's funny because it's so true!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3162 on: June 20, 2012, 03:17:38 pm »
Quote from: penguinofhonor on June 20, 2012, 03:13:26 pm
Give it some privacy, man! Would you want a mini-fridge barging in on your shower?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3163 on: June 20, 2012, 03:17:55 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on June 20, 2012, 03:17:04 pm
NOW GET OUT OF MY BATH! I'M HAVING A SHOWER!

Those two quotes now create an entirely new context.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3164 on: June 20, 2012, 05:15:37 pm »
Quote from: Nadaka on June 20, 2012, 03:46:15 pm
This is no place for your perverted fridge lust.
Man are we creating context by porting in basically every line of this conversation, each of which is a good out of context quote on its own? At least we can keep it out of order.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
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