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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3105 on: June 13, 2012, 03:05:15 pm »
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Do you have a problem with my crotch being engorged with blood?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3106 on: June 13, 2012, 05:54:49 pm »
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Gatleos: YOU ARE BEHIND ON YOUR PORN SCHEDULE
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Gatleos: I EXPECT FORTY DICKS BY MIDNIGHT
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Gatleos: Just sit in the park and do dick sketches for people
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3107 on: June 13, 2012, 08:26:51 pm »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3108 on: June 13, 2012, 09:01:03 pm »
These forums are so great.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3109 on: June 13, 2012, 09:27:38 pm »
Um.
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Gatleos: PEE ON THE BABY AS PUNISHMENT

That's... better?
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3110 on: June 13, 2012, 09:29:15 pm »
That seems more like a punishment for the baby.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3111 on: June 13, 2012, 09:37:15 pm »
Quote from: Neyvn on June 13, 2012, 03:06:22 pm
How do I delete unwanted worlds???
Quote from: GlyphGryph on June 13, 2012, 03:08:53 pm
Death Stars

Not sure if it's 100% in the spirit of things, but as funny quotes taken out of context go...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3112 on: June 13, 2012, 11:20:54 pm »
Quote from: kaenneth on June 13, 2012, 11:15:12 pm
How much do you suppose Virgins cost, per dozen?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3113 on: June 14, 2012, 10:11:39 am »
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Dermonster: I'm like the Typhoid Mary of ponies.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3114 on: June 14, 2012, 03:50:42 pm »
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[21:52:56] Cag: It's meant to be a kamehameha attack XD
[21:53:08] shad0wdump: That leaves them with detatched hands?
[21:53:12] Cag: No
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3115 on: June 14, 2012, 06:03:22 pm »
Quote from: Truean on June 14, 2012, 05:44:43 pm
You need to start putting points into socialization skills, even though its probably cross class.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3116 on: June 14, 2012, 06:24:59 pm »
Quote from: draco1234 on June 14, 2012, 06:10:22 pm
Hiding a galaxy behind a rock may be difficult
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3117 on: June 14, 2012, 07:37:55 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3118 on: June 14, 2012, 09:19:37 pm »
Quote from: Truean on June 14, 2012, 05:16:10 pm
The fact that I'm getting any is amazing
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #3119 on: June 14, 2012, 09:23:36 pm »
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