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[Ochita]

20:45 - Rozy~♫♥♪: ID SHIP IT SO HARD EVERY BOAT AND FRIEGHT TRUCK IN THE WORLD WOULD LOSE THEIR SHIPPING VIRGINITY

[Aklyon]

That must be one important pair. Who would be that important enough that they even affect freight trucks?

[MaximumZero]

That must be one important pair. Who would be that important enough that they even affect freight trucks?

..Some part of me is going, "You really don't want to know." and the rest of me is going, "Yes, I do! I don't know why I do, but I do, dammit!"

[Flying Dice]

Also, no tentacle island please.

[Ehndras]

...the quantum interference caused by that decision causes all of the atoms in the universe to simultaneously re-arrange themselves to a scale model of your penis...

My penis; causing universal chaos since 2012.

[DrPoo]

...the quantum interference caused by that decision causes all of the atoms in the universe to simultaneously re-arrange themselves to a scale model of your penis...

My penis; causing universal chaos since 2012.

What the fuck was that?

[Ehndras]

...the quantum interference caused by that decision causes all of the atoms in the universe to simultaneously re-arrange themselves to a scale model of your penis...

My penis; causing universal chaos since 2012.

What the fuck was that?

Fuck if I know. A fellow B12er's random comment about my penis during a completely unrelated discussion.

[MaximumZero]

Keep your context away from this place!

[TherosPherae]

I mean, none of this is saying you AREN'T a heartless psychopath, but it's not terribly good evidence either!

[Truean]

If this lady succeeds we're all going to die of either not having babies or of hand-sanitizer.

[Phantom of The Library]

Only when Death thinks it's funny.

[RedKing]

Believe me, the market for untainted death god urine is very competitive.

[Seriyu]

"I retract my accusations of Gosho Aoyama being a dark wizard."

[Ochita]

00:43 - Rozy~♫♥♪: And momiji is like in a combination of "OH MY FUCK" and "WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING" XD

[Vorthon]

[08:12] CD: Stop with logical shit~*
[08:12] TT: But it's fun.
[08:12] TT: Oh so much fun.
[08:14] CD: You're going to kill me with logic~* A police man in my room will say exactly this: "And so we fffound her dead ffface against the keyboard blood dripping fffrom her ears and ifff we look close enough we can see that her brain exploded inside her head another case offf murderous logic~*"

[12:04] CD: You need to learn to withhold on the cute~*
[12:04] TT: But, but, but, but, but, but, but.
[12:04] TT: The CUUUUUUUTE!
[12:04] TT: It beckons to me!
[12:04] TT: It demands I surrender!
[12:04] CD: Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft~*
[12:05] TT: JOIN US.
[12:05] CD: Gosh darn it~*
[12:06] TT: YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
[12:06] TT: RESISTANCE WILL ONLY LEAD TO LIQUIFIED PANCREAS'.

[11:32] CD: I fffeel like I'm typing with my ffface it has gotton so bad~*
[11:32] TT: *Snrk*
[11:32] CD: Gog my typing bluh~*\
[11:32] TT: I just can't help but picture you rolling your head along the keyboard.
[11:32] TT: It's such a funny picture.
[11:33] CD: I'm secretly Karkat on sopor shuush~*
[11:34] -- transhumanTrickster (TT) falls over laughing. --
[11:35] CD: You okay~?
[11:35] TT: Yeah, yeah.
[11:35] TT: I'm just picturing Karkat with a really, really zoned out look on his face.
[11:35] CD: Offf course~*
[11:35] TT: Like, somewhere between 'duuuuude...' and 'Dear Gog I can see eternity'
[11:36] CD: Oh my gog just best picture with the music video I watching~*

[11:44] TT: I haven't thought about it in years.
[11:45] CD: It's that evil thought in the back offf your head~*
[11:45] TT: It's like a little thought parasite.
[11:45] TT: Like a parasitic twin or something.
[11:45] TT: Dear gog those things are disturbing.
[11:45] CD: I don't think I wanna know~*
[11:46] CD: 15 mins~*
[11:46] TT: One day your abdomen just starts swelling, then when you go to the hospital, it turns out you have the malformed almost-dead fetus monster inside you.
[11:46] CD: This is killing me~*
[11:46] TT: * have this
[11:46] CD: SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[11:46] CD: NO FFFUCK YOU SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FFFUCKFFFUCKFFFUCK FFFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[11:46] TT: And they're usually calcified.