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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2850 on: May 07, 2012, 11:05:02 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2851 on: May 07, 2012, 11:37:09 pm »
Related to above

Quote from: Aqizzar on May 07, 2012, 10:49:52 pm
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2852 on: May 07, 2012, 11:38:30 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 07, 2012, 11:36:40 pm
Barbarossa: Too busy to go get boobs smushed in his face. :P
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2853 on: May 08, 2012, 07:23:54 pm »
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[16:58] <freeformschooler> applesauce would put drugs in our drinks
[16:59] <freeformschooler> so we could roll to dodge all night long
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2854 on: May 09, 2012, 04:12:57 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2855 on: May 09, 2012, 05:44:25 pm »
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In other words, I'm a bastard who might be thinking too longterm + OMG JUST ROLEPAALY PORERLY PPL N DUN MARE SUE. :P
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2856 on: May 09, 2012, 05:59:45 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on May 09, 2012, 05:34:09 pm
I'm casting some sort of waterfall of bullshit from my fingertips.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2857 on: May 09, 2012, 08:51:42 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on May 09, 2012, 08:13:54 pm
From what I understand, Australia sinks cargo ships containing computer games on sight.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2858 on: May 09, 2012, 11:18:14 pm »
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IVAN IS LOOKING FOR A CRAFTY TYPE TO WHORE OUT THEIR SERVICES SO THAT HE CAN IMPROVE HIS MASSIVE WEAPON IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2859 on: May 10, 2012, 03:54:39 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2860 on: May 10, 2012, 07:54:26 pm »
Quote from: Truean on May 10, 2012, 07:37:06 pm
Hell, I'd(...)do it with a judge.
Tsk, Tsk, Truean, that's unprofessional.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2861 on: May 10, 2012, 07:54:56 pm »
Who wouldn't?

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For, in order that men should resist injustice, something more is necessary than that they should think injustice unpleasant. They must think injustice absurd; above all, they must think it startling. They must retain the violence of a virgin astonishment. When the pessimist looks at any infamy, it is to him, after all, only a repetition of the infamy of existence. But the optimist sees injustice as something discordant and unexpected, and it stings him into action.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2862 on: May 10, 2012, 10:34:13 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 10, 2012, 07:54:26 pm
Quote from: Truean on May 10, 2012, 07:37:06 pm
Hell, I'd(...)do it with a judge.
Tsk, Tsk, Truean, that's unprofessional.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2863 on: May 10, 2012, 11:12:52 pm »
Aren't we supposed to not cut bits out of the middle? It would've worked well in its original form, too.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2864 on: May 10, 2012, 11:15:58 pm »
Cutting out bits has been done before. But more importantly, it's funnier and significantly less in context this way.
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