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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2805 on: May 01, 2012, 10:48:37 am »
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freeformschooler: saying theres aliens in your backyard is verifiably untrue
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2806 on: May 01, 2012, 11:32:42 am »
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[06:32.09] <Taricus> I SCREW EVERYONE!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2807 on: May 01, 2012, 02:01:39 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on May 01, 2012, 01:54:23 pm
How many East European porn ads would you like with that?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2808 on: May 01, 2012, 04:40:25 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on May 01, 2012, 03:10:30 pm
Quote from: Truean on May 01, 2012, 03:05:09 pm
Of, course the politicians will tell the public that unicorns shitting puppies and vomiting rainbows of wonderfulness will result if they get elected
I...I think that would make me less likely to vote for someone. That sounds rather messy.  :o


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In fact we should come up with a theoretical plan in a thread about transporting icewater to a person in hell.
If ever there were a user community that could accomplish that task, it would be this one. Forget colonizing Hell, the next challenge is turning it into a posh resort for the Damned.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2809 on: May 01, 2012, 07:32:59 pm »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on April 30, 2012, 01:56:27 pm
You'd like to be a tree, wouldn't you?
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
THE GOVERNMENT IS PUTTING BIBLES IN THE WATER SUPPLY.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2810 on: May 01, 2012, 08:35:33 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on May 01, 2012, 05:50:18 pm
I must be becoming a better father. My first reaction to that was to want to pull her skirt down
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2811 on: May 01, 2012, 08:51:56 pm »
That sounds even better/worse than it did before now ooc.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2812 on: May 01, 2012, 09:15:07 pm »
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I lol'd.
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2813 on: May 01, 2012, 09:17:36 pm »
-redactness-
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2814 on: May 01, 2012, 11:53:49 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on May 01, 2012, 11:52:19 pm
You speak of peace, yet you know all you wish is war. And erotic shaving cream.
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Quote from: TCM on August 19, 2012, 10:25:04 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2815 on: May 02, 2012, 01:19:40 pm »
Quote from: Jackrabbit on August 20, 2010, 10:23:59 pm
Oh man, there's this part in puberty where you have to gnaw off your own foot. I am not joking. And you never know when you're going to have to. It just happens.

Oldie, but a goodie.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2816 on: May 02, 2012, 08:33:40 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on May 02, 2012, 08:19:33 pm
Orally pleasuring Steam? Either that's going to be painful, or you're going to become Gabe's best new friend.
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Quote from: blackmagechill on June 08, 2012, 05:08:32 pm
You taste the jug! It is ceramic.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2817 on: May 02, 2012, 08:34:45 pm »
Quote from: Scelly9 on May 02, 2012, 08:33:40 pm
Quote from: nenjin on May 02, 2012, 08:19:33 pm
Orally pleasuring Steam? Either that's going to be painful, or you're going to become Gabe's best new friend.

Beat me to it. :|

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Quote from: kaijyuu on May 02, 2012, 10:59:25 pm
5'11" in the early morning while fully erect.

You get smaller later in the day, don'cha'know.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2818 on: May 03, 2012, 09:54:48 am »
Quote from: Lord Dullard on May 02, 2012, 09:25:28 pm
Damn it, guys, I just realized I'm three-quarters High Elf.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
Remember, knowledge is power. The power to make other people feel stupid.
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Science is like an inoculation against charlatans who would have you believe whatever it is they tell you.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2819 on: May 03, 2012, 01:29:53 pm »
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"Screw you, ya never leave the air force, they just quit sendin' ya checks 'til yer old!"
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Current Spare Time Fiction Project: (C) 2010 http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63660.0
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