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[Gunner-Chan]

The pope can be an amazing bro if you play your cards right.

[DrPoo]

movler: when they assault the deathstar
movler: a few sec later
movler: a shit 10 times the size of the deathstar warps in

ITS GOING TO SMELL IN SPACE FOR YEARS

atleast if we use starwars physics and spess magick

Edit: It got even stranger:

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The Mighty Masturbator: I know
The Mighty Masturbator: its just hillarious
The Mighty Masturbator: To think
The Mighty Masturbator: A turd 10 times the size of the deathstar
The Mighty Masturbator: could even exist
The Mighty Masturbator: It would be like
The Mighty Masturbator: Earth sized
The Mighty Masturbator: A poop planet
movler: but what made it=
movler: a space creature 100 times the deathstar?
movler: what else would it be
The Mighty Masturbator: Hmm
The Mighty Masturbator: I dunno
The Mighty Masturbator: Cthulhu, maybe?
movler: and wont that turd freeze?
The Mighty Masturbator:
The Mighty Masturbator: No
The Mighty Masturbator: No atmosphere in space
The Mighty Masturbator: It wont freeze
movler: well
movler: it will get very cold
movler: and freeze
movler: as without anything that heats it
movler: but first
movler: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
movler: GIGANTIC TURDS IN SPACE?
The Mighty Masturbator: HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEHEHE
movler: like dafuck
The Mighty Masturbator: Well
The Mighty Masturbator: The thermic energy would not be able to escape the shit planet
The Mighty Masturbator: Therefore
movler: NUCLEAR WAZTELANDS
The Mighty Masturbator: it would stay 37 degrees celsius
movler: not on the surface
movler: and it would have an atmosphere
movler: turds tend to give out a gas
movler: co2 methane
The Mighty Masturbator: oh yes
movler: well basicly everything a fart is made of
The Mighty Masturbator: Yeah
The Mighty Masturbator: Your right
The Mighty Masturbator: I guess
The Mighty Masturbator: Oh well, we can always use Starwars physics to make shit work.

[Darvi]

penguins. It feels like a porn stash.

[MorleyDev]

i can imagine that being weirdly effective, like stephen fry reading straight porn

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Yeah, doesn't make much more sense in context.

[Darvi]

Being able to marry my cousin and get inbred children is something I can appreciate

[NobodyPro]

I REJECT THE NOTION THAT THERE IS ANY PONY MORE SEXY THAN BRIAN BLESSED!

[RedKing]

I really can't imagine any way I'd end up having sex that didn't start with penguins somehow.

[penguinofhonor]

And then I searched this thread and found out this is the third time I've been quoted. Fantastic.

[RedKing]

And then I searched this thread and found out this is the third time I've been quoted. Fantastic.

You're welcome. That made me curious, so I checked myself. 24 quotes, not counting discussion of quotes. Apparently I'm prone to amusing comments.

[DrPoo]

Im almost never quoted
And the weird thing is that i am probably the one saying the weirdest shit?

On a side note, are you guys still pissed on me after that asshattery i did a few months ago?

[MaximumZero]

If we haven't pointed it out, we've probably forgotten.

[Logic]

Full. Full. Fool. FEWL. Fuhl. Fahl. Feh fah foo fsa asdhbasdh AGAJHVHG!

[Rift]

Box:"Oh my god this guy is terrifying!"
Rift: "He looks kinda like link if he was broke"
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[Ehndras]

...those god damn buffalo wings like the gods themselves descended from the skies, slit open their wrists and offered their immortal blood in tribute.

I realized how ridiculous that sounded after I said it, so I figured I'd cut out the beginning and post that here for everyone's enjoyment... And I'm still waiting for those damn buffalo wings.

[RedKing]

Also wood eating Aztec wall toucans, man.