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[Ehndras]

...There's no second instance, there's just a jizz stain of Greg strewn throughout a database that makes no sense...

This is somehow even funnier IN-context.

I'm now going to write a short story epic based on our database crashing because I somehow managed to defy logic and create two copies of myself, utterly FUBAR'ing the entire website via my ghost copy, and then spreading the ghost-copy bug onto other players who then somehow overloaded the website and sent it spiraling into a death tantrum, where it crashed utterly.

Or something.

I don't know WHAT the hell I did, but I wish I could replicate it. >_> Digitally cloning myself and somehow turning into an accidental one-man DDOS operation would be absolutely epic.

[Truean]

Yes, the solution to truean's problem is obviously to fill all his alcohol with laxatives. 

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[Pnx]

Yes, the solution to truean's problem is obviously to fill all his alcohol with laxatives. 

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Is that "...." as in, "you used male pronouns", or "...." as in, "I would totally agree with you if I hadn't already bought the laxatives"?

[Darvi]

Whoa what. Who said ANYTHING about polar bears FAPPING?

[RedKing]

To be fair, they likely spent a year or so wiping shit off your ass.

[Bauglir]

Yes, the solution to truean's problem is obviously to fill all his alcohol with laxatives. 

....

Is that "...." as in, "you used male pronouns", or "...." as in, "I would totally agree with you if I hadn't already bought the laxatives"?

Ah, dammit, I knew that problems would inevitably arise from repeating gender pronouns from context, without thought. Did the same thing in a reply to that post, sorry. And also, lesser apologies to dermonster for doing that thing we're not supposed to do (discuss the quotes).

[Truean]

Yes, the solution to truean's problem is obviously to fill all his alcohol with laxatives. 

....

Is that "...." as in, "you used male pronouns", or "...." as in, "I would totally agree with you if I hadn't already bought the laxatives"?

Ah, dammit, I knew that problems would inevitably arise from repeating gender pronouns from context, without thought. Did the same thing in a reply to that post, sorry. And also, lesser apologies to dermonster for doing that thing we're not supposed to do (discuss the quotes).

Both valid points but then there's a sorta big problem of filling my booze with laxatives.... No one is seeing this why?

[Darvi]

'cause this is the "out of context"-thread and out of context this makes sense, albeit in a different way.

[MaximumZero]

Yes, the solution to truean's problem is obviously to fill all his alcohol with laxatives. 

....

Is that "...." as in, "you used male pronouns", or "...." as in, "I would totally agree with you if I hadn't already bought the laxatives"?

Ah, dammit, I knew that problems would inevitably arise from repeating gender pronouns from context, without thought. Did the same thing in a reply to that post, sorry. And also, lesser apologies to dermonster for doing that thing we're not supposed to do (discuss the quotes).

Both valid points but then there's a sorta big problem of filling my booze with laxatives.... No one is seeing this why?

There's a problem with that? I, for one, am interested in installing a spring-mounted boxing glove into the door of your liquor cabinet.

[Truean]

I, for one, am interested in installing a spring-mounted boxing glove into the door of your liquor cabinet.

[Skyrunner]

Greatorder if you don't stop fapping at everything someone is gonna tear it off.

please don't tell me fapping means that.

if it does, then that has got to be the most embarrasing misunderstanding ever.

[Skyrunner]

I had too.

Don't worry, people do that all the time here <.<

In the meantime, maybe you should erase your quote...

[Ehndras]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The future is a polarbear doing unspeakable things to a human face forever.

[MaximumZero]

The best one:

Whoa what. Who said ANYTHING about polar bears FAPPING?

ME!
*fap fappity fap fap fap*

[applesauce machine]

Hey, I noticed you trying to screw that. Would you like help?