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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1764630 times)

Truean

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2685 on: April 03, 2012, 08:31:57 pm »
One of the only police I like: "What? You don't like prison. l hear it's lovely; people keep coming back!"
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One of the only police I like: "That they made some of them leave? Didn't you hear the part about how they keep coming back?"

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2686 on: April 05, 2012, 07:22:07 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2687 on: April 05, 2012, 09:01:29 am »
Quote from: Nadaka on April 04, 2012, 07:31:59 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2688 on: April 05, 2012, 11:12:33 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2689 on: April 06, 2012, 09:07:51 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2690 on: April 06, 2012, 11:05:05 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2691 on: April 06, 2012, 11:07:16 am »
Get your context out of this thread.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2692 on: April 06, 2012, 03:23:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2693 on: April 06, 2012, 03:38:39 pm »
That's from Bash.org, man.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2694 on: April 06, 2012, 03:41:13 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2695 on: April 06, 2012, 10:00:11 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2696 on: April 07, 2012, 03:37:42 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on April 06, 2012, 03:38:39 pm
That's from Bash.org, man.

Its still out of context and funny
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2697 on: April 07, 2012, 03:57:18 pm »
Quote from: DrPoo on April 07, 2012, 03:37:42 pm
Quote from: dermonster on April 06, 2012, 03:38:39 pm
That's from Bash.org, man.

Its still out of context and funny
But the whole point of that site is to keep interesting quotes, this is for quotes that aren't publically stored somewhere else (and are ooc/funny).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2698 on: April 07, 2012, 03:59:38 pm »
Look, you can't just trawl quote sites and dump a funny one here. It has to be one A: From this forum, or B: a very recent chat log/IRC thing that you personally witnessed or took part in.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2699 on: April 07, 2012, 06:48:08 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on April 07, 2012, 03:59:38 pm
Look, you can't just trawl quote sites and dump a funny one here. It has to be one A: From this forum, or B: a very recent chat log/IRC thing that you personally witnessed or took part in.

Alright alright alright ill just edit it out if it makes you guys so mad.
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