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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761594 times)

Loud Whispers

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2535 on: March 05, 2012, 04:58:55 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on March 05, 2012, 04:45:56 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on February 27, 2012, 08:02:49 pm
Technically you've gotten two :P
wait, where is the other!? I must find my precioussssssessssss
...Taken out of context ._.

*Edit, search greatorder in this topic.

Good grief yours are creepier :P
« Last Edit: March 05, 2012, 05:02:22 pm by Loud Whispers »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2536 on: March 05, 2012, 07:40:37 pm »
Quote from: Cellmonk on March 05, 2012, 06:20:16 pm
Nah, the dinosaurs were fond of breast implants.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2537 on: March 05, 2012, 07:43:57 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on March 05, 2012, 12:23:01 pm
Including the question of where to hide that corpse.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2538 on: March 05, 2012, 07:50:47 pm »
The answer to that, of course, is "The Febreeze Factory".
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2539 on: March 05, 2012, 07:52:08 pm »
Or the bologna factory.
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Quote from: Bauglir on December 26, 2015, 01:16:49 am
Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2540 on: March 05, 2012, 07:53:31 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 05, 2012, 07:52:08 pm
Or the bologna factory.
"My bologna had a first name, it's here on his driver's license..."
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2541 on: March 06, 2012, 03:43:43 am »
Quote from: Truean on March 06, 2012, 02:38:15 am
What jurisdiction is Sesame Street in, anyway?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2542 on: March 06, 2012, 03:46:16 am »
Quote from: RedKing on March 05, 2012, 07:53:31 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 05, 2012, 07:52:08 pm
Or the bologna factory.
"My bologna had a first name, it's here on his driver's license..."
His name is Robert Paulson.
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Quote from: Sappho on July 17, 2013, 07:31:46 am
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2543 on: March 06, 2012, 09:02:27 am »
Quote from: Siquo on March 06, 2012, 03:46:16 am
Quote from: RedKing on March 05, 2012, 07:53:31 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on March 05, 2012, 07:52:08 pm
Or the bologna factory.
"My bologna had a first name, it's here on his driver's license..."
His name is Robert Paulson.
His name is Robert Paulson.

His name is Robert Paulson.

His name is Robert Paulson.

His name is- wait.

Has he died yet? I'm not doing this prematurely, am I?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2544 on: March 06, 2012, 12:11:34 pm »
Quote from: Angel Of Death on March 06, 2012, 11:49:50 am
I found a lone child and strangled her until she passed out.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2545 on: March 06, 2012, 12:34:40 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 06, 2012, 09:06:53 am
Obama just says "COME AT ME BROS" and beats everybody.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2546 on: March 06, 2012, 03:46:28 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on March 06, 2012, 09:06:53 am
Also see Grandpa Crazypants in the Gold Standard Express!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2547 on: March 06, 2012, 04:15:50 pm »
Pretty sure he means Ron Paul.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2548 on: March 06, 2012, 04:39:31 pm »
Quote from: Urist Imiknorris on March 06, 2012, 04:15:50 pm
Pretty sure he means Ron Paul.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on October 26, 2012, 11:28:55 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2549 on: March 06, 2012, 06:44:07 pm »
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