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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1756483 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2520 on: February 27, 2012, 04:48:07 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2521 on: February 27, 2012, 05:44:15 pm »
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Father:Oh hi [teacher_name] I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.
*shocked look from cashier*
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*further shocked look*
Teacher:Er, I mean...
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2522 on: February 27, 2012, 06:09:30 pm »
Quote from: Siquo on February 27, 2012, 11:11:17 am
You just googled for "tits" and hoped to find an animal...?  ???
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2523 on: February 27, 2012, 06:41:09 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2524 on: February 27, 2012, 07:11:44 pm »
Quote from: Dutchling on February 27, 2012, 12:24:02 pm
The most boob-like pic I could find was a sign with 'Danger! Do not accept rides from Ted Kennedy!' on it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2525 on: February 27, 2012, 08:02:49 pm »
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Quote from: greatorder on February 24, 2012, 07:16:02 pm
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hooray! I got what is second only to a sig!

inclusion in a WTF thread!

Technically you've gotten two :P

Now I'm tempted to do a vanity search... Oh god my quotes are terrible D:
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2526 on: February 28, 2012, 05:21:01 pm »
Quote from: Dariush on February 27, 2012, 11:42:58 am
One guy is out and is probably a cretin, one is a self-obsessed imbecile and one didn't post since the game start. This game is going superbly.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2527 on: February 28, 2012, 11:32:30 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on February 28, 2012, 11:29:35 pm
The bartender kept buying me shots because he thought I was a woman.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2528 on: March 03, 2012, 02:24:56 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2529 on: March 04, 2012, 05:50:02 pm »
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Something Evil: YES! I AM NOT INSANE!
Something Evil: MICROHORSES EXIST!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2530 on: March 04, 2012, 09:34:02 pm »
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applesmachine: that guy who hated them c3< sam c3< green eggs+ham
applesmachine: since he got sam to like them
applesmachine: my new OTP
« Last Edit: March 04, 2012, 09:46:26 pm by freeformschooler »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2531 on: March 04, 2012, 09:41:22 pm »
Do I need to go over the 'extensively long IRC ' thing again?

There was this whole shitstorm a while back...

I really don't want to go over the 'extensively long IRC' thing again.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2532 on: March 04, 2012, 09:44:09 pm »
:( I didn't think it was extensively long. Just long enough to convey the funny. Oh well, I'll trim it down.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2533 on: March 04, 2012, 09:58:57 pm »
Shouldn't that be the OT3?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2534 on: March 05, 2012, 03:56:55 pm »
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