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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761287 times)

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2505 on: February 21, 2012, 06:01:52 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on February 21, 2012, 12:38:49 pm
RANDOM STICK WAGGLING FTW!
Seriously though, the little images they give that give you hints on how to shake it... not always the most helpful thing.  I thought it wanted me to swing from side to side, but no, I was supposed to swing it down... kinda.  ???
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What Darwin was too polite to say, my friends, is that we came to rule the Earth not because we were the smartest, or even the meanest, but because we have always been the craziest, most murderous motherfuckers in the jungle. -Stephen King's Cell
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It's viable to keep a dead rabbit in the glove compartment to take a drink every now and then.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2506 on: February 22, 2012, 10:22:51 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on February 22, 2012, 10:08:19 pm
I don't think you quite understand. Your ex-wife is literally a giant praying mantis masquerading as a human, and she is going to literally pull out her giant mandibles and bite your head off so that she may provide nutrients to her human-mantis hybrids via your decaying corpse.
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2507 on: February 23, 2012, 05:35:32 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on February 23, 2012, 09:07:48 am
We got legs and crap running around, it's great.
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Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2508 on: February 23, 2012, 06:46:23 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 22, 2012, 05:49:34 pm
oh cool. I need to force feed my brother a bottle of whiskey now.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2509 on: February 23, 2012, 11:23:05 pm »
Quote from: Flying Dice on February 23, 2012, 10:58:05 pm
Kill me, horrific  abomination that I am! My life is unending misery because my internal organs are made of Twinkie!
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Quote from: dermonster on January 25, 2013, 05:54:04 pm
This is what happens when we randomly murder people.

You get attacked by a Yandere triangle monster.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2510 on: February 24, 2012, 12:03:09 pm »
Quote from: Siquo on February 24, 2012, 10:50:07 am
We didn't murder them. Just... gently violated them a bit.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2511 on: February 24, 2012, 06:22:32 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 24, 2012, 08:45:55 am
Little do we know that the Dolphins already have Dolphin Jesus.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2512 on: February 24, 2012, 08:19:38 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2513 on: February 24, 2012, 09:34:46 pm »
Quote from: greatorder on February 24, 2012, 07:16:02 pm
all bundled into one giant alienasschair.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2514 on: February 25, 2012, 02:25:43 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on February 25, 2012, 02:23:36 pm
I'm spamming this thread because I am an attention-deprived child
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2515 on: February 25, 2012, 04:14:18 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2516 on: February 25, 2012, 11:06:47 pm »
Quote from: Solifuge on February 25, 2012, 11:05:33 pm
Can... can I come to your icecream badger pole party too?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2517 on: February 25, 2012, 11:07:40 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on February 25, 2012, 08:16:35 pm
In b4 somebody posts that in the OoC thread.
Quote from: greatorder on February 26, 2012, 07:35:29 am
I got the image of lots of mosquitoes turning into small little kids planes and crashing into the ground, into lots of blood, gore, mechanical parts and fire.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2012, 07:36:43 am by Loud Whispers »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2518 on: February 26, 2012, 04:47:23 pm »
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22:46 - Silkthread/Haspen: WE shall be known as fedorafreak2.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2519 on: February 27, 2012, 04:33:22 pm »
Quote from: Necro910
Murder is good, and you get to end your pain in the process!
Legal Notice: Murder is bad, you'll get arrested
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