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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761226 times)

Blargityblarg

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2475 on: February 16, 2012, 02:56:31 am »
Quote from: Bauglir on February 15, 2012, 10:48:02 pm
stop having sex with everything in a 20 mile radius
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2476 on: February 16, 2012, 01:54:14 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 16, 2012, 01:49:17 pm
Screw that. Crush your enemy, see him driven before you, and delight in the lamentations of his women.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2477 on: February 16, 2012, 01:58:47 pm »
Quote from: nenjin on February 16, 2012, 01:04:46 pm
That's what American politics needs. More bukkake.
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2478 on: February 16, 2012, 02:07:29 pm »
I have nothing to post here. I just want to keep updated on the funny. :C
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2479 on: February 16, 2012, 05:15:08 pm »
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Unfortunately, planets are not within my budget range.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2480 on: February 16, 2012, 05:27:29 pm »
Quote from: RedKing on February 16, 2012, 03:51:50 pm
It doesn't end until we find ourselves having a Boston Condom party and raising the flag of sexy revolt.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2481 on: February 17, 2012, 12:36:43 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2482 on: February 17, 2012, 05:20:15 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on February 17, 2012, 04:14:24 pm

-_-

I'm sick of explaining this. There are no leprechauns, we hunted them all to extinction, we used dogs with stubby little legs to give them a fighting chance, but we still eradicated the little bastards.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2483 on: February 17, 2012, 11:36:54 pm »
EDIT: Sorry...
« Last Edit: February 18, 2012, 12:16:56 am by Araph »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2484 on: February 17, 2012, 11:54:53 pm »
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No.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2485 on: February 18, 2012, 12:17:06 am »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2486 on: February 18, 2012, 12:27:08 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2487 on: February 18, 2012, 12:28:25 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2488 on: February 18, 2012, 12:41:59 am »
Quote from: Araph on February 18, 2012, 12:28:25 am
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Quote from: Aklyon on February 18, 2012, 12:17:06 am
Quote from: dermonster on February 17, 2012, 11:54:53 pm
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No.

Agreed.
Indeed.
I'm sorry! I didn't realize that would garner this response!

That's ok.  You made up for it by drawing a really crappy picture.
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In the land of twilight, under the moon
We dance for the idiots
As the end will come so soon
In the land of twilight

Quote from: Vector on October 06, 2011, 03:14:08 pm
Maybe people should love for the sake of loving, and not with all of these optimization conditions.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2489 on: February 18, 2012, 12:46:58 am »
Quote from: SalmonGod on February 18, 2012, 12:41:59 am
You made up for it by drawing a really crappy picture.
You're such a flatterer. :P
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