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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1760898 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2400 on: January 31, 2012, 05:49:04 pm »
Stop.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2401 on: January 31, 2012, 05:49:54 pm »
Quote from: Levi on January 31, 2012, 04:55:54 pm
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2402 on: January 31, 2012, 06:55:52 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2403 on: January 31, 2012, 10:54:36 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 31, 2012, 10:43:12 pm
You know what would help them with that fetish? Zombies. Aliens. Demons. You know, something for everyone
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2404 on: January 31, 2012, 10:59:06 pm »
Quote from: SalmonGod on January 31, 2012, 10:54:36 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on January 31, 2012, 10:43:12 pm
You know what would help them with that fetish? Zombies. Aliens. Demons. You know, something for everyone
I'm MaximumZero, and I approve this message.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2405 on: February 01, 2012, 10:29:11 am »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on January 31, 2012, 02:17:07 pm
Go through the back, whether she likes it or not.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2406 on: February 01, 2012, 12:06:06 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on February 01, 2012, 10:29:11 am
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on January 31, 2012, 02:17:07 pm
Go through the back, whether she likes it or not.
I was thinking the same thing when I typed it as you were when you read it.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2407 on: February 02, 2012, 01:28:31 pm »
Quote from: maniac on February 02, 2012, 12:08:04 pm
I'm pretty sure that you [RedKing] actually became less sexually attractive as a result of your post.
« Last Edit: February 02, 2012, 01:32:25 pm by Dutchling »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2408 on: February 02, 2012, 04:56:49 pm »
21:52 - MComp112: I must learn to drive stick
21:52 - MComp112: Teach me oh wise box

Would Box's sort of innuendo response make it too in-context?
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2409 on: February 02, 2012, 10:25:23 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2410 on: February 03, 2012, 03:11:26 am »
Whatsamagiga: Ha! Your leg fell off!
NobodyPro: How in the...
Whatsamagiga: I've even got more points than you.
NobodyPro: Why is the table a foot off the ground?
Whatsamagiga: Why are you holding that bottle?
NobodyPro: All part of the plan.
...shortly after...
Whatsamagiga: YOU RIPPED MY HEAD OFF AND TORE MY LEG OFF WITH A BOTTLE!?
NobodyPro: All according to plan.
Whatsamagiga: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HALF YOUR TORSO!
NobodyPro: I've got more points than you.
NobodyPro: You're arm touched the ground first so you're disqualified anyway.
Whatsamagiga: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THREW IT THERE!


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2411 on: February 03, 2012, 03:32:01 am »
Quote from: NobodyPro on February 03, 2012, 03:11:26 am
Whatsamagiga: Ha! Your leg fell off!
NobodyPro: How in the...
Whatsamagiga: I've even got more points than you.
NobodyPro: Why is the table a foot off the ground?
Whatsamagiga: Why are you holding that bottle?
NobodyPro: All part of the plan.
...shortly after...
Whatsamagiga: YOU RIPPED MY HEAD OFF AND TORE MY LEG OFF WITH A BOTTLE!?
NobodyPro: All according to plan.
Whatsamagiga: YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HALF YOUR TORSO!
NobodyPro: I've got more points than you.
NobodyPro: You're arm touched the ground first so you're disqualified anyway.
Whatsamagiga: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU THREW IT THERE!

that sounds like a good round of Toribash.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2412 on: February 03, 2012, 11:45:11 am »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2413 on: February 03, 2012, 12:27:12 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2414 on: February 03, 2012, 12:29:45 pm »
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