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Author Topic: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.  (Read 1761003 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2265 on: December 31, 2011, 01:44:47 pm »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2266 on: December 31, 2011, 01:49:55 pm »
Okay, punctuation is not to be added. I'll remember this!
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2267 on: December 31, 2011, 01:57:08 pm »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2268 on: January 01, 2012, 04:38:59 pm »
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[23:37] <freeformschooler> YOU ARE TELEPORTED DIRECTLY TO BUTTMAN'S COMBAT ARENA. GOOD THING DR LIGHT ISNT A NITWIT LIKE IN THE GAMES. BUTTMAN LOOKS AT YOU AND BENDS HIS NECK BACK, REVEALING HIS BUTT CHIN
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Russia is simply taking an anti-Fascist stance against European Nazi products, they should be applauded. ¡No parmesan!

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2269 on: January 02, 2012, 11:10:34 am »
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[DFC]Inteuniso: he also likes to play "who can stare at my penis the longest" game
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Lol scratch that I'm building a marijuana factory.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2270 on: January 02, 2012, 06:04:58 pm »
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Vector's mother: It's a pagan Christmas tree!
Vector: Indeed!  Let's decorate our tree with the genitalia of our enemies!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2271 on: January 02, 2012, 06:07:00 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on January 02, 2012, 06:03:10 pm
Stephen King's career as a Doujin artist, in which he writes a story about a Lusty Lumberjack who moonlights as a succubus courtesan and is stalked constantly by Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2272 on: January 03, 2012, 07:01:21 pm »
Quote from: Vector on January 02, 2012, 06:04:58 pm
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Vector's mother: It's a pagan Christmas tree!
Vector: Indeed!  Let's decorate our tree with the genitalia of our enemies!

I lol'd. Well done.

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Quote from: Tellemurius on January 03, 2012, 04:28:29 pm
meh, what's done is done, now im just puking up old blood and feeling smug about what I can't eat.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2012, 07:23:30 pm by MaximumZero »
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Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2273 on: January 04, 2012, 10:34:39 pm »
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Dude
I just had an invention for people with Asperger's
We need this device that hooks into your brain and has the Bioware dialogue flowchart UI when you're speaking to people
Girl: Hello
Assburger: I'M COMMANDER SHEPHERD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE IN THE CITADEL

My Internet friends are all the best ones.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2012, 10:42:16 pm by freeformschooler »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2274 on: January 04, 2012, 10:36:59 pm »
Quote from: Sergius on January 04, 2012, 10:34:12 pm
(kids, always eat all your breakfast before going on a killing spree).
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2275 on: January 04, 2012, 10:41:15 pm »
@freeform: I would buy the hell out of that.

That is all.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2276 on: January 04, 2012, 10:43:27 pm »
Quote from: freeformschooler on January 04, 2012, 10:34:39 pm
Quote from: Friend with what he calls "assburgers"
Dude
I just had an invention for people with Asperger's
We need this device that hooks into your brain and has the Bioware dialogue flowchart UI when you're speaking to people
Girl: Hello
Assburger: I'M COMMANDER SHEPHERD AND THIS IS MY FAVORITE STORE IN THE CITADEL

My Internet friends are all the best ones.

I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
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Centration. Similar to Spacestation 13, but in 3D and first-person. Sounds damn awesome.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2277 on: January 05, 2012, 10:35:01 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on January 05, 2012, 04:02:44 pm
I'm a magical steampunk Nikola Tesla!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2278 on: January 05, 2012, 10:55:51 pm »
I should have added 'crossdressing' to that statement.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. Give me somewhatSFW or give me death!
« Reply #2279 on: January 05, 2012, 11:10:30 pm »
If you keep adding stuff, we're going to run out of ooc quotes eventually, or at least the kind that qualify for both parts of the title.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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